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Oh no Hannah...

The ability to look at a collection of subjects and understand how to logically group them, order them, and create hierarchies that make sense. Apart from being a valuable skill for creating agendas, this same skill is essential in process documentation, developing work plans, writing a position description, or

Schmooze. You may think it’s a waste of time, but you’ll always be reporting to someone who took a few nights out to charm customers/peers/managers over drinks.

In college I was super busy with my actual major and the stuff I was doing outside of classes for it while being a business minor. It was a lot and one of my professors for business suggested why not do tourism business in the hotel retail tourism management vein and I said sure that sounds like I might be able to

I remember watching his exercise show when I’d stay at my great-grandmother’s house during summers. Even as a kid, I knew his brand of optimisim and kindness was rare, and I loved it. Years later, watching him on David Letterman, I’d get sad—Letterman, and I’m a fan, was always a bit more sinister than he needed to be

I was in the same hotel as him twenty four years ago (as was Katy Seagal and Little Richard). I only had the briefest of interactions with him, and saw him in the lobby frequently. He truly did seem genuine and unaffected by his fame.

I had the joy of meeting Mr. Simmons in 2012. He was doing something at the offices I worked at and he stopped at each person’s desk and asked for a hug. He was intermittently laughing and crying. I don’t think anyone got any work done after he visited because we were all riding high off of it.

I’m pretty surprised by it. Does no one else read the articles before they hit the front page? Lauren is also the one who did that story on the Peruvians and Bolivians eating frogs to extinction with that tacky shock photo—except the source NYT article said the frogs were being driven to extinction mostly by

Oh cool, I thought the fact that Hilary was a strong proponent of racialized mass incaraceration and the disasterous illegal war in Iraq made her a bad person, but then I learned that your mom is old so now I love Clinton. Cool story, bro.

But if we also think Obama sucks and his jokes are dumb, are we allowed to think this is dumb?

My mother was supporting Clinton, until I pointed out what a corrupt candidate she is. Clinton believes we believe the hope of getting rich over the guarantee of having everyone’s needs met is still just fine for the working poor.

I love Hugh Laurie probably way too much. I’m so happy he is on Veep and back in my life again.<3

Prank calls to Moe’s Bar on The Simpsons where Bart asks for made up names. This is a running gag that was from a bootleg tape from the 70's where a college kid would do this calling a bar in Jersey City, Nj called the Tube Bar. The bartender was an ex boxer named Red who had a gravel voice who sometimes didn’t get it

Great, so now hackers can see me in my bathroom.

Well, when everyone is asking themselves how she lost on Wednesday morning in November, this’ll be my explanation.

When you waive your client’s appearance to a bail hearing then don’t tell him he can get out for a dollar, that does seem like the answer.

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The professional I trust is my ophthalmologist who writes my prescription and verifies my glasses.

Because my eyes are serious enough that I prefer an MD taking care of them. I had eye surgery as a child and had the bad experience of getting an incorrect prescription from an optometrist. My ophthalmologist is the one who writes my prescription and check my eyeglasses watch an every time I see him to verify my