Jiminy Jillikers! Jiminy Jillikers! 

Santa’s an asshole in all the Rankin-Bass specials. In The Year Without a Santa Claus he cancels Christmas just because kids don’t appreciate him enough. And in Santa Claus is Coming to Town he’s Mickey Rooney. Enough said.

I would say this image alone makes it all worthwhile.

Yes. Everyone agrees. Because we’re all the same as you, and super quick to judge things as GREAT or TERRIBLE. Good job.

It was also all about cool guys doing cool stuff in a cool place as cool as possible and I fear this film will de-emphasize the coolness factor.

Luke Skywalker - who’s kinda the protagonist of the whole thing - was on the Planet Dagobah to learn from Yoda to become a religious space knight. Yoda gave him a speech about how size doesn’t matter, and do or do not - there is no try. After that, Luke went to save his friends against Yoda’s wishes. You can probably…

Damnit, AV Club, I was all ready for a fight and you went and put the Good Place, the best television series of the year, in first place. I can’t argue with this. This show is amazing because it gets little details right and doesn’t try to drag out mysteries for 20 episodes. It deserved to win on the “Jason figured it…

Letting slip something as controversial as, “We don’t believe the rape victims,” to a random stranger is called being very bad at your job. She could have been a reporter for the Washington Post or a lawyer for one of the victims or a lawyer for Masterson or a rape victim. He deserves to be fired for being an idiot…

The big takeaway from all this:

Did anyone else think the video had frozen in the middle?

The relevant section of the Constitution is Article VI, Clause 3:

I’m pretty sure Franco hit her in the mouth with that blood spew. I’ve seen other people commenting (elsewhere) that she couldn’t handle the blood from the scene but I’m pretty sure she couldn’t handle warm Franco blood-spit directly in her mouth. And I don’t blame her.

Franco’s Fallon-esque breaking may have been annoying but I never wanted to punch him in the face once, where as if Fallon as much as twitch an eyelash, I want to go Ali on his face

I laughed ridiculously hard at Little Pig Boy. I needed a good hearty laugh and that line delivered.

No, we really aren’t. And that’s word to Lululemon.

After last season, I’m surprisingly okay with the idea of Coulson and May getting together (though I’m just as okay if it never happens).

Now seems as good a time as any to point how much this show continually does better with Inhumans than the actual Inhumans tv series.

I like that everyone is approaching the situation in a different way. Jemma is smart enough to avoid making waves despite (yet again) getting the worst of it; Coulson is focused solely on getting answers and will deal with the fallout as necessary; Yo-Yo is making progress, but in a way that doesn’t draw any attention…

I know we should cheer on the team and their efforts to do something about the state of the world. I also get how people they meet there are so too afraid of rattling the status quo that they imprison themselves in fear of consequences. But when consequences is death of not just yourself but countless other people…

The stuff CxGF gets away with on network TV! When Jeff said “you came” while Rebecca and Nathaniel were both masturbating...

-I really like Mack learning Spanish and the continued usage of it here.