If people were savvy and knew how to keep their mouths shut, the news would be nothing but cat videos.

Everything else aside, why on earth would that executive say anything besides “Legal says I’m not allowed to comment on that”?

That’s interesting about it originally being the second episode. I’d wondered while I watched it; it’s a better second ep. than Bee-Mo, at least.

The only place I’ve seen citing 10 episodes is Deadline. If a press release went out about the order, I never got it. Apologies if I was wrong, but I guess we’ll find out in…

At this point in time, K-Mart appreciates any jokes that involve them having customers.

“I’m a biologist, but sure, I can invent time travel. Just give me a minute.”

OMG easily the best AoS season opener, ever! I was scared, I laughed, I cried and, of course, I rolled my eyes at the usual AoS dumb moves that gets them into trouble. The difference is now those dumb moments don’t come off as much as plot movement tricks like they used to.

The worst thing on Netflix that I’ve ever started to watch.  And I get bored and don’t sleep much at night so I’ve watched a lot of garbage, lemme say.

I mean, I’d say most people would find releasing a movie about a cult leader on the 50th anniversary of the murders he inspired (particularly one made by a director like Tarantino) at least a little distasteful.

Always wise to have a tie-in. When the Hardees Character Cups come out, I’m looking for a Squeaky Fromme.

What a time to be alive.

We’re in goddamned Demolition Man.

Holy crud! A “Great Job Internet” in which the Internet has actually done a great job!

my spirit animals are the microbes that are 90% of my body.

i’d be genuinely surprised. i feel like he’s admitted so much ugliness about himself already, he has no cards left to show.

“Dark thoughts will echo off the walls of your skull, they will distort and magnify.

Ms. Conduct’s accent was enchanting. Mr. Mackey is a lucky man, mmmawllright

Well I could see how Cheryl would be desperate to be attached to someone as her father murdered her brother and her mother doesn’t really care for her. She’s probably very lonely and doesn’t exactly come from a line of well adjusted people

Brit Morgan as the snake charmer on this show is a scarier villain than she is with superpowers on Supergirl as Livewire.

I think Malek deserves all the emmys for this one.