I see how it is. When you tell everyone that pregnancy is horrifying, you get a major corporation to take action. When I tell everyone that pregnancy is horrifying, I get banned from my local Gymboree.

this problem’s gonna last more than the weekend

Jesus christ that’s an ugly case. It’s gonna be a milestone around his neck.

I mean . . . I dare anyone to not be mesmerized by Lina’s cleavage.

This episode was solid and delightful. Rang ALL my JtV bells. Everyone was on point and wonderful. Some of the best acting. Anezka was interesting! Luisa was sympathetic! Rafael was conflicted and cute and did a good thing and learned! Xo was smart and sexy! Lots of good smart groundbreaking sexual identity…

I loved Lina and Jane staying in character early in the party scene but I lost it with Danny’s Death Glare (which is totally going to be my next band name)

How the hell does this show already have practically 70 episodes?! I’m surprised they can keep the quality on par with the large quantity they’re churning out.

While I get that Jane was knocked off balance by Lina’s request to determine if her fiance was a good match, that she seemed to think that the whole 1930 murder mystery bachelor party was dull seemed inconsistent with her character. Lit nerd Jane would be totally into that idea.

The singles are the worst tracks on the album by a healthy margin.

Honestly, this album is her best party trick yet. An album that was supposed to be her big ‘fuck you’ in a lame celebrity feud is actually filled with moving self-reflection with her sense of humor remaining intact. Loved every second of it.

Oh yeah, two other things...

This was brilliant. So many awkward human moments in this. Bill using the bathroom in the wrong Fraces’ house was one of the many great Bill moments. Many great Nathan reactions especially his face while watching the first attempt of Bill acting out meeting Frances.

HO-LY SHIT. I don’t know if that was scripted or 100% real. All I know is it was amazing. I feel like I say this every show but Nathan Fielder is a genius.

Here’s how you eventually meet a woman to date you, incels:

I honestly think that Eva Mendez was hilarious in the few scenes she was on camera in The Other Guys.

“Oh, no! Don’t tell me you already disrespected the flag and flipped over cars today! Did I miss it?!”

That Bill Gates impersonator is my favorite person ever. I’m very excited to see how batshit insane this gets

Because we actually liked our presidents back then and people were pissed when they got killed.

Me thinks he doth protest to much. What exactly is Oliver Stone trying to hide? Where was he on November 22, 1963? Hanging out with Rafael Bienvenido Cruz perhaps?

If Oliver Stone wants to be part of the important conversations, he should just get himself a Kinja account.