"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about… vapor lock. It's the third most common cause of stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked."

This doesn't seem real, but it somehow is and I hate that this is happening, yet I also love it. Ugh, I'm so confused!

As a former Camp Counsellor, I was impressed by just how well the kid playing Drew nailed the "Asshole camper" role. Like I was reminded of several different kids I've wanted to punch in the face.

"Guys! There is a very fragile alliance between the Cords and the Ovians. If we don't do something-" "Todd, nobody cares." "Nobody cares, Todd!"

I loved how Todd's adventures in Cordovia alternated between "wacky mistaken identity comedy" and "horrifying nightmare". Or sometimes both. "Cordovian Prince Gustav Wins Silly Dance Contest; Cordovian Peasants Starve".

I recommend just watching the opening sequence in Washington, then skipping to the last 10 minutes in Space and using your imagination to fill in how the movie got to this point. But if you want to also sit through all the stuff (Mostly Universal Orlando shilling, with some Frankie Muniz thrown in there) between those…

Teen Wolf got one just last week!

I saw it in Canada, which ended with "Fin. Fin?" and no #AprilLives or #AprilDies hashtags. I guess they don't want Canada having a say in if they pay Tara Reid to do another one of these (It also ended at 9 instead of 9:05 so I got to experience Sharks In Space and laser chainsaw and Shark Baby and Moon Hasselhoff…

The accountant was great. I hope he comes back in the future because Jake Johnson killed it in that scene. "I would never say that! I have celiac disease".

"In a world of people running away, one man is it". Was I the only one who thought that poster for Tag: The Movie actually looked pretty compelling? Like, I'd pay to see that movie.

That'll do pig (and frog. And bear. And… others). That'll do.

"Wait a second. The 134 doesn't go to the beach, unless you took it to the 10. But then why wouldn't you take the 405 to the 10? Hold on, this pen isn't a bic! No! No! This doesn't add up at all! Wait! That man's wife was a… CHICKENNNNN!" I'm really hoping for more Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface in season 3. Cedric…

Well, they show him packing a beach trenchcoat in the montage of the end of the season, so I assume he just wore that. I never really saw him as anything other than what BoJack saw him as, but I can understand people being disappointed that they explicitly confirmed that as true.

If you found the first couple episodes quite unpleasant, it just might not be the show for you (which is fine.), but there is sort of a larger plan, character development-wise as the episodes go on. Rick shows he really does care about Morty, Morty becomes less content to just put up with all the shit Rick brings into…

The joke is the bag of mulch from the first joke ended up in the car of the second joke. It's an example of a "brick joke" (named for a similar joke), which is where something that doesn't have much of a punchline at first unexpectedly pays off later. Like a comedy version of Chekov's Gun. Bojack Horseman actually…

"Surpriiise! Hello? Anybody? Uh, this is Paul McCartney. I came all this way to jump out of a cake, honest, with a new suit on, ay yai yai yai." Maybe the hardest I've laughed at the ending of an episode since Downer Ending (the "aren't you the horse from Horsin' Around?" breaking the silence from Bojack's crushing…

See, what always made Vincent Adultman work for me (and still makes him work for me) was it wasn't just Princess Carolyn who couldn't see the truth about him. It was every single character besides BoJack. If it was just PC who can't see through his ridiculous disguise, then that's probably dumbing her down too much…

I had to pause the episode after that Diisneyland reveal because I was laughing so hard. I also had to pause it after the establishing shot of Todd's Disneyland, because it was so ridiculous. That whole storyline just amused me to no end.

"That was fantastic.. Of course I haven't had sex in 30 years. I hope." Lisa Kudrow is the best. One episode in and her character already fits into the universe so well.

But in a way, are not all of our lives a spin-off of The Bachelor franchise?