"Karate! Karate! Karate! Ninjitsu!" I swear I could've watched half an hour of just Jon Hamm doing karate moves.
"Karate! Karate! Karate! Ninjitsu!" I swear I could've watched half an hour of just Jon Hamm doing karate moves.
I had a feeling that time travel was coming so when the big events started happening (and especially when Cisco died), I just calmly sat on the couch taking it all in while my dad kept freaking out and asking me why I wasn't freaking out. I didn't tell him just so I could enjoy his reaction when the time travel went…
"But there's a darker side to fame." "I don't think so and I've seen the first half of every Behind The Music ever."
"You folks having a smooth ride back here?" "Aren't you the bus driver?!" "You can't be back here. We're on a highway!" "You wouldn't be saying that if I was an airplane pilot. Like my brother Allan. He's so great cuz' he went to high school and only has 1 DUI." "You have to drive the bus!" "The Durnsville turn's…
Nick Kroll was just on fire with the line deliveries in this episode. I also loved the pathetic way he says "IBS is real!" after it turns out he's been on the toilet the whole time.
I felt it helped that everyone else was equally inept. I mean, even the Judge is named Judge Bad.
"I think you may have me confused with someone else. I've never been to Durnsville in my life." "Yeah, you're a surprise witness. If we knew who you were, it wouldn't be a surprise." I love when Tina Fey has a chance to play a purely comedic character like Marcia. Jerry Minor is great too. I'm just ashamed I didn't…
"Carla, let me tell you a little story. I was.. walking on the beach with the Lord and there was two sets of footprints in the sand, and then there was three sets of footprints and I said 'who's that?' And the Lord said 'it's Dale Earnhardt. He's a big fan of yours."
I'm convinced that was Tina Fey as the voice of the newsboy. I can just picture her saying it exactly that way.
"It's like at school when I used to run the hurdles, but they removed all my hurdles. That way, I almost always won." I'll actually miss Logan and his casually pathetic douchery.
"My apologies to you and your adult son sir. I mistook you for a couple of common street screwers."
My favourite joke that isn't Daddy's Boy is the way everyone bursts into cheers and applauds and celebration when Titus starts proclaiming that there's no Entourage 2. It's just a great capper to an already great storyline.
"Daddy's boy. I'm just a silly little daddy's boy." "Daddy's boy. He's got a daddy that he brings such joy!" "My daddy's tall and sweet like a candy cane." "And when we walk down the street, we refuse to explaaain!" "How a daddy's boy" "And a daddy's boy daddy" "and a daddy's boy daddy's daddy!" "Could love each other…
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"What Seymour, oh, what Principal Skinner means to say Bart is that sometimes a little boy's imagination can run away with him". "That's the best you can do?! You could've at least said you were giving her CPR or rehearsing a play!" "..Is it.. too late to say that?"
The somber version of "I Beat That Bitch With A Bat" might be my favourite joke of the episode.
"Golly Gee Willikers!" "Yes? I'm Goliath Gary Willikers." I really hope Goliath recurs more in season 2. This show needs more side characters like him.
"Oh, look. Liam from One Direction is out here and he's looking for somebody to kiss. If you don't come out, I'm going to have to do it. OK. I'm doing it. Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Oh, he tastes like ginger snaps. Yummy. Kymmi?" I actually love Randy.
I'm just glad they brought back the angry Vice Comptroller from season 1. Still probably the best one-off (now two-off) Glee character ever. As for the rest… One more week. One more week till it's over and I'm finally at peace. Bring it, Glee!
"Your prenuptial agreement requires that you be represented by a worser lawyer than your husband. He gets my brother David. David's so cool. And he's like really fast."