The fact that the former presidents are either inadvertently or purposely mean girling 45 makes me smile for a moment. If I had more skill I would edit the “you can’t sit with us” to have the presidents’ faces.

I am not familiar with that Joe Francis person.

I mostly agree, but I just can’t get past her insistence on wearing fur.

Yup. She genuinely seems like a dignified and loving person. I bet she’s a very loyal friend. I’m not super into how shallow that family is but that’s about the worst thing I can say about them. Their fame is a symptom of our culture’s decadence and vapidity, not the disease.

No chance of that, seeing as he’s my boyfriend.

why would you call your “boyfriend” your lover? you wouldn’t, unless you’re trying to make it sound ~sexier~ than it actually is.

He’s been accused(by me) of not really deserving the Oscar for The Revenant, but actually deserved it for What’s eating Gilbert Grape all those years ago. And also not marrying Kate Winslet when when he had the chance, cause their love for each other is undeniable.

Yes, queens!! I lived in Peru for a little and the sexism was extremely prevalent. I remember men walking down the streets of Lima, holding their girlfriends by their butts. I remember getting harassed on the street by men who would say gross, sexual shit to me. Peru has a major problem with machismo and it’s…

I’M STEALING THIS. JINNI IS THE FLYEST BEE!

Oh god just thinking about that video makes me cringe and wanna hide under a blanket

They weren’t Abel to make it work.

Okay, I lol’d. You get your star.

Drugs? I think Selena has hidden it fairly well, but I think she had a bad drug habit. The Weeknd makes no bones about his use.

Well, I guess her Weeknd’s free...

I love Bob.
I just love Bob.
I want to grab him by the cheeks and make cooing noises at him.