“ I’m a Slave For You” was a motherfucking BANGER!!!!!! That Neptunes beat was LIT!

I’m waiting for her to write a song about all of her FedExes

Watching the response has been SO interesting to me tbh, because where I interpreted it as very tongue-in-cheek, and goofy on purpose, there are a lot of people on twitter wringing their hands over the State of Music Today. Like, guys, Taylor is a smart lady and has very smart people working with her. She’s fucking…

And of the four, I commented on three of them, including this!

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Seems like a pretty typical marketing strategy to me. How dare she successfully build buzz around her new album.... is that really what we want to be outraged about?

Y’all didn’t here her first track?? It got leaked!

I mean, it’s an album release. Of course its planned. I don’t think she is going for spontaneous here.

1989!

I love Taylor, but she better give Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 (of RuPaul’s Drag Race fame) a cut of that marketing strategy budget.

They’re protecting Tiffany? Wonder if Trump knows about that.

Good. I can finally complete my photographic trilogy of pop divas who were ostensibly feuding and then appeared at the VMAs together in a show of solidarity.

Hint: thicker = importance.

I had a coworker who cut her parents off right after the election. She’s white, a lesbian in an interracial marriage (her wife is Latina). Her parents voted for 45. She was like “No, we will not be coming to your house for Thanksgiving, and I see no need for us to speak further.” She has 3 or 4 siblings who are like…

The expression “blood is thicker than water” originally meant that the bond between comrades is stronger than family, as in bathing in the blood of your enemies is a pretty powerful bonding experience, and it has been bastardized into meaning the exact opposite.

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.

Nothing more irritating than a young person taking pride in not knowing things.

Do NOT piss on JJ’s leg and tell her it is raining, ma’am, I don’t care how many Nazis you’ve punched!