If a man wants a "pure" lady, he better be a goddamn asexual virgin himself. Otherwise you have no room to talk - nobody wants to touch a q-tip someone else has already used, right?

Also, a key that opens many locks isn't actually a key, but a lockpick.

I totally agree with you, but I've seen comments on Jezebel from misogynists (trolls?) who use this argument: "a key that opens many locks is a very good key, but a lock that can be opened by many keys is a worthless lock."

LL Cool J, this is the opposite of doing it, and doing it well.