"Vote Haskins or he will erect terrifying, ancient instruments of torture and execution throughout the entirety of Saginaw!"

I was about to RAGE, but then I noticed that Edith is a humorist. Well done, ma'am.

NANOTUBES? WHERE?

So, basically, this:

you must not love children and puppies and so on and so forth.

The Toyota FT-1 is merely a concept, but the ghost of Toyota CEO Akio Toyoda approves. It's worth noting, of course, that Mr. Toyoda is still alive. Photo: Getty Images

While trucks are not my forte, I predict this and the Colorado will be hot sellers. I know a lot of folks with 5-10 yr old F-150s and Silverados who want a new truck but are turned off by the giant size of the current full-sizers. I suggest the Tacoma but for whatever reason they aren't into the Toyota. Hopefully Ford…

Before we moved across the country, we listed our couch on craigslist since it wouldn't fit in the moving truck. One of the first emails we got back was asking if we'd do a trade - the couch for a purebred basset hound puppy. My husband was stupid enough to show me the email and now we have this guy.

I know you can't see me, but I've risen from my seat to applaud you, you brave man.

I'm not the only one who saw those headlights and instantly thought of the Batarians am I?

Zen has more to do with meditation than actual peace, cause those crazy Buddhists could throw down as well as the rest of 'em.

I totally agree, Burt. Live out of state now but I grew up in the coalfields of southern WV. Family still lives in the same house and the road to get there is like a rally stage. Learned to drive on those roads whilst dodging big coal trucks barreling down the decline at ludicrous speeds. Even a lot of the interstate…

You mean it's not suppose to be there?

Am I the only one who likes this? I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who likes this.