“Noooo! Toyota won at Le Mans! Now those pricks gonna rub this in our face! We have to win at Le Mans too, or else we will be dishonored, forever!”

Of course, there’s always an easy choice.

Rejoice my brothers! The Endurance Gods have listened to our prayers!

I wonder if the Germans remember how to war...

You start with no money, you can’t afford anything, the board is on fire, an orange orangutan is pushing the world towards WW3 and everything seems to be your fault

Look! We’re relevant!

How is this airline allowed to clearly display a communist symbol in Putin’s hypernationalist, religious Russia?

It’s better for both pedestrians AND drivers, as driving in congested cities isn’t fun, it’s the total opposite of fun.

It’s a thing now.

So I was waiting in the lounge, at the Madrid airport for my flight to Málaga when I see this attractive girl, looking at me. I went to her, introduced myself. We started talking and we seemed to enjoy each other’s company. She tells me that she’s a dance teacher and that she teaches traditional Spanish dances, mostly…

After flying back to Spain from a two week vacation at home(it was good to be back in good ole’ New York after more than a year away), and sleeping like two days after that, I realized something: Airbus planes are misjudged by many Americans.

Then they killed them, only because the rest of the lineup they were in was full of badge engineered crap, nobody wanted to buy.

As fast.