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Not as much as Game Show sketches.

I meant for all the articles and mentions of The Simpsons this site has made.

I had a feeling AV Club would give a high score to anything Simpsons related.

So after getting HBO, I finally got to finish watching the Holy Trifecta of what People consider to be the greatest modern TV shows ever (BB, The Wire, The Sopranos). After spending a week’s amount of hours on all them, I still have to give it to Breaking Bad.

Look, can’t there be people who didn’t love The Last Jedi for reasons that didn’t involve feminism? I really thought it was dumb that Leia somehow survived being blasted into space when we’ve never seen her use the Force before. They didn’t rearrange the scenes to write her off properly and now JJ has to shoehorn in

How is it possible that Nat didn’t become a character until now? She’s too hilarious of a character.

It’s the Nelson laugh that’s gotten to me the most though. I’m just wondering why nobody else caught that sooner given that the anybody who has seen The Simpsons at least once knows what it sounds like?

A Hobbes onesie? Sorry, but I cannot let that mistake stand.

Okay, there’s a new reason why The Simpsons should probably end the show in the near future. The voice actresses can’t do their voices as well as they used to anymore. Julie Kavner’s Marge is way more gravelly and it’s starting to sound like Patty and Selma. And it’s obvious that Nancy Cartwright can’t do Nelson’s

And yet people claimed Season 7 was the worst season because the Palladinos didn’t write it despite the fact they wrote the April and Spoiled Rory storyline in Season 6.

I cannot believe there are other people that still remember How I Spent My Summer Vacation. So many hysterical moments like Hamton’s family picking up a hitchhiker that’s actually a deranged serial killer.

I’m so sick of Democratic Senators being complete hypocrites about this. Franken was one of the best men out there fighting Trump’s lies and got Jeff Sessions to perjure himself. The SOLE REASON Dems pushed for him to resign was because of the fact that MN had a Dem gov who would make the appointment to replace him.

The hell are you talking about? Lack’s decisions backfired spectacularly by having to fire Greta van Susteren a few months after hiring her. The hosts are still great and Rachel focuses on Russia because this is the hidden partnership behind Trump’s ascension to the White House.

This show has the unsexiest sex scenes ever.

I FUCKING CALLED IT!!!

$20 says that Arnold’s parents used up all the sleeping sickness antidote for the Green Eyed people and then caught it themselves. So they’ve been in a coma for the past decade.

So Craig Bartlett confirmed that Mr. Simmons is gay and that Peter from the Thanksgiving episode is actually his partner.

How the hell can Big Bob’s Beepers still be in business? The only people who use beepers are Doctors and the Barksdale crew from Season 1 of The Wire.

It’s not just smart money, it’s a 99.9999% virtual guarantee.

Now I’m inclined to believe that Franken didn’t do anything wrong given that Roger Stone predicted something like this happening literally hours before it happened.