I recorded all of the Le Mans segments listed in the channel guide on Fox Sports. The first and final 2.5 hours of the race are fucking golf. Fuck these guys. They are goddamn terrible at everything. They should hire Curt Schilling just to reinforce their shittiness to the world.

I have 2.5 hours of golf on my DVR thanks to Fox sports 1. They can go fuck themselves for all I care. I hate golf. First world problems, but still, the 24 hours of Le Mans only happens once a year. Not that hard to get this right.

Vettel had a hell of a race. He ultimately blamed his loss on seagulls. I love seeing these guys joke around. So much more entertaining than the formal post-race interviews.

All you need to do is create a player named Santiago Munoz that looks like Kuno Becker and you have “Goal! The Video Game”

What was up with Ferrari having Vettel pit only 12 laps into the race? That pretty much ruined their chance to maintain the lead.

Seriously. How you can you write a full post on this and not make a Lars and the Real Girl reference?

Ha! I have a de-badged F30 Estoril blue 335i, but the front end is intact. I purchased it that way from the dealership since the previous owner removed it and added the M-performance kit. I personally thought it looked a little odd without the badge but didn’t care enough to spend the $40 to add it back on.

Pacquiao beats Mayweather. Just so the insufferable twat gets that single loss in the record books.

For what it’s worth, Top Gear USA has been pretty entertaining this year...

Hulkenberg’s win at LeMans last year gave him a big boost in popularity. This should no doubt help Rossi’s marketability as an F1 driver. Great to see him win!

I needed a wheel bolt for my car after one of them got stripped pretty badly when swapping on my summer tires. I headed on down to Auto zone because it’s 5 min from my house. They had the bolt but you could only buy them ten at a time. Ten!! The poor idiot behind the counter was flabbergasted and couldn’t sell me one…

It sounds like you have a major issue with babies and should be the one staying at home instead. Seriously, how the fuck does a baby at a concert or sporting event ruin your experience? It’s like complaining that old people exist. Just stay home you sad sack of shit.

Mark Belhorn. The guy either walked or struck out.

She took a goddamn selfie after crashing her car while using Snapchat with the caption “Lucky to be alive”. I hate everything about this girl.

My bad. I forgot that car even existed.

Toyota’s favorite car is a Chrysler Sebring convertible