She was fucking thrilled, what more do you want? GTFOH with that shit.

We so need to go the way of Europe and do away with the tip bullshit. Just pay better, price food a bit higher and go on.

Oh, absolutely. Just wanted to make sure you know you’re terrible. Have a nice day.

The skill with which you weave douchebaggery into your post is amazing. I “honestly” think less of people who write silly comments like this.

Alexa, what’s the definition of “self-important”?

I can see you pushing your glasses up mid-sentence from here...

Your head is impossibly far up your ass. Good lord.

I always love the idea that if someone doesn’t like the same thing you do it’s because they are too stupid to understand it. You seem swell.

I loved the game too, but what is your show called? “The Truly Pretentious Ass,” or “The Single Guy?”

“just not smart enough to understand”

Hamilton isn’t a real person. It’s a computer algorithm that takes the farthest left and communist rhetoric it can come up with and then makes articles with it.

Right. So stupid.

HamNo doesn’t have the answers, he just has the complaints.

Hamno strikes me as the guy that frequents the same bar but no one notices or remembers him. Usually arrives and leaves alone too.

Man, you really hate success.

She looks like sagging dough. Like she’s only semi-solid ooze. Is that sexist to say?

Nah, she’d still be an unfuckable hag.

Value signaling white knights don’t get dates, let alone married. You’ve been outed.

Yeah, there’s nothing in my comment history of me begging for approval from women like the simp above, but nice try dipshit.

Why is it surprising that someone who has broken the law is in prison?

If I’m an American who illegally enters or overstays my visa in a foreign country, what sort of luxury accomodation should I expect receive when I commit robbery or other crimes there?