Equal pay for equal work, I say.

Billy is a twat who couldn’t kick his way out of a paper box — Arsenal played great in that second half and the youngsters killed it. Dude scored a screamer off a shitty clearance it isnt “humiliating” - just how football is. So sick of people who like to play Fifa getting paid to be “experts”

I think Billy just has a friend who knows far more about football, but hates Arsenal so he tries to repeat everything they say but he’s forgotten half so he tries to fill in the rest and gets it totally wrong.

If Billy Haisley had a 30 For 30, it’d go something like this...”What if I told you a writer who knows very little about soccer (cough, bicycle kick, cough) tried to write about soccer. The Billy Haisley story.”

Wow, these two Arsenal articles from today are holding up like a 3 year old Trump tweet.

In case anybody is wondering, the final score was 3-1 Arsenal.

So will there be a full match report mea culpa or nah?

Down 0-1 in their first Europa League match in over 20 years isn’t the worst low to have as a Premiere League team when all is said and done.

Ticket scalpers would be the obvious reason to why there are visiting fans in the home sections, but Billy is an idiot and is thus incapable of making reasonable assumptions.

I don’t think they “squeezed Arsenal fans out of their seats” so much as Arsenal fans just sold their home seats to road fans en masse.

Not nearly enough Messi felating in this article.

given the low morale for the home side

Oh boy, yet another Deadspin post bashing Arsenal. Creative, original, edgy, it never gets old!

For all the non-surfing keyboard warriors throwing Darwin awards around it should be mentioned that this kid was an up-and-coming, world class talent. He was out surfing with other pros, had been getting plenty of good waves and riding them successfully. He had the skill and ability to handle the conditions. He died…

Fuck your cheap, uncreative Darwin takes. Surfers, and surfing at its best, means dwelling in your lizard brain, and if there is big surf you go at it. He died doing what he loved, and did it to the extreme. You jerkoffs are going to die with your fat asses on a couch, with a remote in your cold dead fingers.

Right? These type of ‘stories’ are always so lame. Look, I called a bunch of folks who will never talk to me, so I’ve thrown together a transcription of these lame-o execs refusing to comment on the record.
Pulitzer time!!

I, too, have no desire to speak to someone I’ve never given my cell phone number to who called my cell phone

I’m shocked that team executives aren’t willing to talk about an open investigation. Hard-hitting news there.

Jesus Christ man, while plenty of legacy pricks go to Harvard, there are also plenty of regular ass people who just happen to be smart and work really hard in school to get there. Might want to temper your anger a bit

...another horribly conveyed, impractically strict take on well-meaning concept... yep, gotta be Hamilton Nolan article. Was not wrong.