For all the non-surfing keyboard warriors throwing Darwin awards around it should be mentioned that this kid was an up-and-coming, world class talent. He was out surfing with other pros, had been getting plenty of good waves and riding them successfully. He had the skill and ability to handle the conditions. He died…

Fuck your cheap, uncreative Darwin takes. Surfers, and surfing at its best, means dwelling in your lizard brain, and if there is big surf you go at it. He died doing what he loved, and did it to the extreme. You jerkoffs are going to die with your fat asses on a couch, with a remote in your cold dead fingers.

Right? These type of ‘stories’ are always so lame. Look, I called a bunch of folks who will never talk to me, so I’ve thrown together a transcription of these lame-o execs refusing to comment on the record.
Pulitzer time!!

I, too, have no desire to speak to someone I’ve never given my cell phone number to who called my cell phone

I’m shocked that team executives aren’t willing to talk about an open investigation. Hard-hitting news there.

Jesus Christ man, while plenty of legacy pricks go to Harvard, there are also plenty of regular ass people who just happen to be smart and work really hard in school to get there. Might want to temper your anger a bit

“More than 40% of the freshman class at Harvard University had one or more relatives attend before them. That should be illegal.”

...another horribly conveyed, impractically strict take on well-meaning concept... yep, gotta be Hamilton Nolan article. Was not wrong.

Jesus. Life isn’t fair, what a little bitch

Why didn’t the orchestra play her off after the allotted 30 seconds?

I’m a blue guy in the middle of a red state and I’m loving the political jokes as they come, and the proselytizing from Hollywood about the world’s problems don’t bother me.

I’m sorry, but the speech was pretty hokey. If Emma Stone made that same speech we’d call her just another self-involved, pretentious actor.