I guess I’ll have to go elsewhere for my Kermit the Frog dick...

Ain’t nobody a fan of Megan Fox for her mind...

Who am I going to troll and ridicule now?!?!  JEZEBEL!!! Say it ain’t so!!!

It seems counter-intuitive to hire directors with unique visual languages only to then hammer them into the cookie-cutter MCU aesthetic formula. As others have pointed out, the MCU has done this many times. I think the main difference in quality often comes from one’s own connection to the material. Just one example...…

Progressive tears are the tastiest. Must be all the entitlement. Adds just the right amount of bitterness.

But they have lgbtq representation!!!  How dare they close up shop this is bigotry!!!

You’re right. I hadn’t realized how prevalent it is in Hollywood but you are 100% right.

Sharon Stone exposed herself to the entire world.  

copium!!!

copium!!!

That’s a shame cuz I’ve heard he can lick asshole like nobody’s business.  

Speaking of, tell your mom to send me some more photos, shitbird.

I’m looking forward to coming back here next week to rub your nose in the fact that The Marvels is 100% going to bomb.

Why would they give a $270 million blockbuster tentpole film in the most popular franchise in history to a director who has only released one critically acclaimed indie drama and one thoroughly mediocre horror reboot?

I’m at a loss trying to understand how a director with one indie drama and one mediocre horror reboot to her name gets to make a $270 million franchise tentpole blockbuster?  I mean, we all know why, but we aren’t allowed to say it. 

COD sells regardless of how much effort they put into it so why would they put in extra effort?