You realize that your obsession with Elon Musk only serves to empower him correct? He is a troll. Criticizing him, ridiculing him, plays right into his hands. It proves how badly he’s getting under your skin.

I stubbed my toe yesterday.  I feel the trauma is too great.  I cannot pay my mortgage this month. 

So much for her reinvention as an activist lmao. 

boo hoo. a stranger on the internet doesn’t like me! whatever shall i do? How can i live with myself?

Dear Kotaku owners, artificial intelligence is already writing your content considering your staff steal everything from other, better sources run by media algorithms. Why are you paying these hacks to write it for you? There’s not an original joke or thought between the lot of them.

Overwatch still had a league?  Where were they playing it, public access tv?

see all the jizz faced whores on phub for a few billion examples. i bet your mom and SO and daughter tag team some big black donkey dick on there don’t they?

i’m sure your comment keeps him up at night.

Speaking of old people finding love, any of y’all see that movie X?

Here’s my scary story.

Journalist = we steal content from X/Twitter and Reddit. 

The point is this is a video game blog and covers video games.  This story uses a completely irrelevant tangential relation to gaming to excuse completely unrelated content to the supposed focus of the blog by it’s own branding. I don’t go to Sports Illustrated to learn how to bake a cake. 

Elon Musk does not represent gamers. 

Are you new here? This website has focused on spewing progressive culture war hot takes over video games for years now. 

Was this ever a video game blog?  Why even pretend anymore?  Just forget about video games all together and just write about our culture war and politics directly.  Elon Musk wore a video game tshirt!  Oh God!!!!1  THE HORROR!!!!!

That’s why I only fuck dumb bitches.  

We may as well give in to our AI future, considering we do nothing but regurgitate the same shit literally everyone else is saying anyways.  

This entire article comes across as needlessly spiteful and petty. We get it. You hate Brad Pitt. Poor Angelina!

I feel the same way whenever I watch anything Marvel or Star Wars, where the dialogue sounds like it was created by a “woke SJW” AI algorithm.

Jesus Christ, man, go touch some grass. If you find yourself identifying with an imaginary city and fictional characters more than real life it’s a strong indication in my opinion that you have some mental health issues that should be dealt with. Seek therapy at least.