That should have been the rule the entire time to help prevent people from getting dosed or accidentally dosing themselves. Hell, I once ate a rice krispy treat edible expecting a relaxing afternoon and what I got was 23 hours of being so stoned that I could hear the hair on my head growing.

Bruce Vilanch?

“I’m not mad. I am just disappointed...That I will have to injure you very severely.” (Said while peeling a potato) 

So much this. How many times do you take down some thugs and hear Spider-Man say that he needs to get out of there before the cops come? Or that red and blue lights means it’s time for him to go?

Especially that’s it DIDN’T portray ALL cops as strictly good. The people complaining about that aspect were the one side viewing it as “black and white”, not the game. There were corrupt cops and mentions that Yuri can’t trust everyone in her department, plus numerous other bits of Spider-Man mentioning things about…

Yes, the far flung fantasy world of New York City, complete with such fantasy elements as homelessness, terrorism, and corrupt politicians using their political influence to make more money for their corporations while putting people’s lives at risk.

Complaining about a fantasy world’s police is laughable. Sad that everyone can find an issue with freaking everything, just to have a reason to complain.

Connor has jumped into an octagon post fight, assaulted a referee, attacked people on a bus and ufc did ABSOLUTELY nothing to punish him. So why Khabib? FUCK THAT SHIT.

Yeah, this was pretty clearly his honest reaction. He also made clear that McGregor didn't deserve a rematch, so it's not like he was trying to hype it. 

Completely agree. Rogan’s disappointment was evident more than his outrage.  

Say what you want about Rogan, but he has waxed philosophical about honor and fighting and sportsmanship in defeat for some time. Not sure how “faux” his outrage was.

“Poor Decision” really undersells this, BTW. A “poor decision” is putting mayo on a hot dog. A “poor decision” is wearing these pants with those shoes. coordinating shirts to spell out nasty homophobic and racist slurs, taking a photo and then posting it to social media is, yes, a poor decision. It’s also so, so much…

Yeah, buying and storing cars are stupid.  More often than not it’s a money loser, like this one was. 

You fainted?

If you’re not a video game fan, then you’re not really paying attention to the ads anyway and for those people, all space FPS games look alike. Not helping is that Destiny’s most “iconic” visual elements are a dude wearing a heavy cloak and a little floating robot. Kinda pales in comparison to Halo’s Spartan helmets…

“I’m drunk and pedantic”

I don’t think cultural awareness requires that you know what The Elder Scrolls is. So many people don’t play games and wouldn’t have any idea. 

Seemed to me like Michael was referencing Cosby’s notorious proclamations that Black folks “pull their pants up” and “stop naming your kids these names”.

This sounds a lot like the kind of street racing behavior that gets innocent bystanders killed, and that Jalopnik usually takes pains to denounce.