“I didn’t get a Harrumph outta that guy!”

The monkey’s paw twist is that WoW will shut down within a year because they just laid off everyone who was maintaining it.

Bobby Kotick:  “Here, hand these out to the boys in lieu of pay.  Harrumph!  Harrumph!”

Don’t care, not buying a full price game with micro's anymore. Fuck what the industry has become. 

“As for what this tech will actually be used for, it’s not quite clear yet.”

I’d ride a Temple of Doom mine cart rollercoaster with lava (fake, presumably) and rickety appearance any day of the week. Donkey Kong weaksauce bananacoaster? Naw. Pass.

“Are you sure you can handle this indie game? Only the coolest people can handle this indie game...”

Sony should not feel “burned” by the Vita. It was entirely their fault. Consumers loved it, myself included. It was a truly impressive handheld and it was a ton of fun to game on. It was a simple issue of the proprietary memory cards and their insane pricing in addition to one of Sony’s biggest downfalls with most of…

You get that this is an article about HP getting sued, right? The other companies aren’t the ones getting sued.

This article is so weird. When the pandemic lockdown came, we redid a relatively unused dining room in our apartment to serve as a home office center and bought a decent, middle of the road cost printer.

We looked up reviews on Wirecutter and elsewhere and bought a (non-HP) printer. And it’s been fine. We’ve got four…

Not sure there is much of a PC market for games in Japan other than pornographic adventure games. My first hand info are dated for sure, but before steam was the behemoth that it is and boxed PC games were still found in stores, the “PC game” section in japanese game stores was basically only porn.

You realize Japan give 2 shits about COD right? This is the Japanese sales not NPD.

Press X to doubt that Nintendo shared anything Switch 2 related with something called Ai Shark lol. This is just a marketing stunt.

World Of Final Fantasy and Ni No Kuni. 

You say that like America doesn’t have the same things today. We call it “prison labor” so we can sleep at night, but it’s still a gulag. Not to mention the slave wages paid to undocumented workers in meat packing factories.

Hah

So, they hired people to code and animate a reference to how badly optimized and bug-ridden their game is due to how understaffed they are.

That could help out Twitch’s lagging revenues. They could call it ‘Twatch”

And if you are gonna sensationalize the headline, you might as well do it like “Man Jailed After Beating Neighbor with Pokemon Cards, Was Super Effective”