Fresh Dots are a thing!!! Those are the good ones!I need to see if my local Walgreens has any of the fresh Dot harvest up for sale...

that was good and i’ll add this as my fav of the day

Meanwhile, Olympic-level trolling inside:

Even the Joker hates Nazis, kids!

The New Yorker this week has a great look at former Academy voters who were ousted due to lack of involvement in the industry, and the supposed ageism behind it. One of the quotes is (I’m paraphrasing) “if there isn’t a role for a Chinaman, there isn’t a role for a Chinaman,” I shit you not

My parents watched it. They said “Wow, it was really good, but it was really hard to watch.”

My library system offers training and certification in Microsoft products also. Not just Office, but things like SQL Server too.

Another amazing service is that you can check out cookbooks. There goes your Blue Apron subscription.

Many public libraries offer amazing services. Some make available to their patrons services like Overdrive and Hoopla, which include ebooks, audiobooks, music, and digital comics. Some even offer lynda.com to their patrons. If you haven’t been for a while, go to your library’s website and see what’s available. After…

I would just like to state that at one point in my 20s, I quit my day job to be a dancing spoon in a tour of Beauty & the Beast.

Bic Cristal pens are shit. They’re the ones we give out to the extras on set to fill out their paperwork because we know we won’t get them back.

1. I thought, per the inaugural planner, Donald Trump is the World’s biggest celebrity.

Yes, unions vs. transgender bathroom rights, the classic “either-or” choice.

“...accepted the limitations of others and set his expectations accordingly.”

“Are You Kidding Me? I’m Blind.”

He’s a Dad. He got Dad Jokes.

This was the first time you got to see Vader be truly terrifying as well. Holy shit that walk down the hallway!

Now I must prepare and consume two grilled cheese sandwiches, to settle the butter versus mayo question. The sacrifices I make for science.

Where is my Garrow’s Law merch, that’s what I want to know. And Ripper Street, I love me some Ripper Street. In the meantime, I will console myself by looking at pictures of Richard Armitage’s face, a face he has solely to delight and vex me in equal measure.