I’m ignoring the rest of your questions because, RUDE. ALL RUDE.

I feel like Juno prepared me for adult life more than most things.

I’ve bought Publix sheet cakes before for $30 so IDK where she got her figures from.

I mean both actors are fairly doe-eyed, IMO, but yeah. The lack of focus on it is nice.

I absolutely adore the idea of centering a romcom around two people who don’t Human Well. Not a Bad-At-Humans charming guy and a smart girl, or a naive woman and a disillusioned man, but two grumpy, bitter, awkward as fuck humans forcibly bonding over the Social Interaction Hell that is a destination wedding. And…

This post really overestimates the possibility that I, a Papa Johns Garlic Dippin’ Sauce (tm) fan, know what a bouillon cube is. As it is I only have a vague understanding of immersion blenders and definitely do not own one.

Is it tempting to find these things out just to stick it to the garlic sauce man? Yes. Will I…

Yup. I frequent the JustNoMIL subReddit, which is all about having shitty in-laws. Many, many of these in-laws resort to stalking behavior—showing up at odd hours, blowing up your phone, trying to kidnap your children, etc. The stories really highlight how difficult it is to get any legal recourse for this, ESPECIALLY…

It actually looks like Lily Collins’ number is a top and pants, since the top is the same one she was wearing at the gala. So unless Givenchy made her a jumpsuit as well as a dress...? That’s certainly extra enough for the Met Gala, but looking at how the dress appeared on the runway, it looks like she had the torso…

Frida, true fans will remember Karen is Plankton’s “computer wife.” They are very specifically married, which IMO heightens the song. How many of us have computer wives who can provide backing tracks???

Not enough of us, that’s for sure.

Many Moons is so good!!!

Just did a happy dance! While I’m firmly in the camp of “even if they’re a celebrity, coming out is an individual choice,” and her new singles have been kind of...a coming out of their own, it’s nice to put a name to it. I like that I can point to her and say, “yes, her, that artist I love, she is just like me.” It…

Thank you! I would look up the New York Times interview on Janelle Monae that came out a few days ago; the exploration into why this album is getting made is similar to what I speculated, although Monae also puts emphasis on Prince as a major influence on the album. The description of the Wondaland HQ in the article…

I took my husband’s last name. I really honestly looked into all my options because I wasn’t super into the idea of taking his. I really wanted to change my name, though, because my maiden name is this awful obscure German name that’s commonly mispronounced as “hairy” or “hair.” As a hairy child growing up, I was…

Yes, this was absolutely it with my mom—a sort of localized madness. For my mom, my wedding was a combination of a creative undertaking, a source of great joy, and a source of melancholy, so yeah, it definitely caused a lot of high emotions. I really did have to just say “I’ve made this decision and I’ve made these…

Definitely had this happen—the mom drama turned up to 11 with my wedding. She cried over PLACE SETTINGS (she was actually crying over the fact that I was having a food truck wedding, but it was the best wedding decision I made and even she came to realize that). I ended up with a lacy, old-fashioned dress that I…

When I was a teenager I left my house without even shoes after an argument, because I thought I *didn’t deserve* my family anymore. When they caught up to me I got yelled at for being a drama queen (they thought I’d left in anger). I haven’t really talked to anyone in my family about how I was legitimately ready to…

Relevant to Harry Anderson—I was linked to one of his SNL appearances last night: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/guest-performance/n9039?snl=1

It’s probably the only time I’ve had fun watching a magician perform. If you want a goofy bright spot to your day this is worth a watch.

I have a long-winded theory about why Dirty Computer isn’t the next album in the android saga, which I think we all expected this to be. Hold onto yer butt:

Electric Lady has those radio interludes, with the DJ acting as sort of a...moral guide through it. He responds snappily to an android advocating violence—he says…

I’m so excited for this album. I’m also really loving these music videos. Although Janelle’s videos have been pretty alright so far, these are really next-level. I love how concept-art Janelle’s getting with these. And Pynk is such an interesting direction to go in! You can tell from Pynk that she’s been listening to…

Yes, you’d be right.