The Walgreens I’ve started going to recently has...fresh? Dots? I don’t know if they’re fresher, but they’re much softer than usual and ever so slightly sticky. I wonder if this is how Dots are supposed to be or if my Walgreens just got a bunch of boxes that went so wrong that they’re right.

I find it hilarious and also enraging that the conservative argument right now is “DEMOCRATS HAVE TALKED TO RUSSIAN OFFICIALS!!!!”, whilst they point at meetings made in an official capacity, *as elected officials.* They’re trying to make the argument that everyone talks to a Russian sometime, so either arrest all the…

Uh, unironically, a little bit? In order to do anything fancy on figure skates you need to have a certain amount of ankle strength; I remember specifically barely moving up in my figure skating classes due to my lack of ankle strength. So if you can walk any distance in these shoes you can probably skate all good, or…

Oh god, I really need those figure-skate Oxfords. I don’t have anywhere I would wear them to, so I just would wear them in my home. Staring at my glorious, glorious feet.

When people ask me if I’ve watched Battlestar Galactica, I say, “It’s a very good show, in that I’ve seen two episodes and literally couldn’t stop sobbing, so no, I haven’t watched it.”

No, for serious, books. I was once an overeager 14 year old and packed my entire carry-on with books for the plane ride. Got pulled over because my backpack was one big black mass, plus it tested positive for lead because it was my school bag. Didn’t help that it was a giant, ugly-ass green canvas backpack. In…

It was HILARIOUS and me and my other sister got in a lot of trouble for laughing about it.

That actually...sounds like a bonus? We had no idea the thread was for that purpose in my household, which probably lead to The Incident where my little sister’s Bitty Baby lost its head, which bounced away down the stairs. We sent that sucker to the Doll Hospital when we could have fixed it ourselves??

God, true. Our family dog got into the American Girl Doll box a few years back and decided toes and fingers were delicious; I was gone at college and nearly cried when I found out Kaya and Josephina made it out intact. Those girls were my everything.

Library employee here! Overdrive is top notch, I absolutely recommend it. My library also has a really good service called Learning Express, which has practice tests for everything from the GRE to commercial driver’s licenses. Freegal is another good one—it lets you download a few songs from the SONY catalog each…

I’m still surprised that my fiancee is really into King Kong. I didn’t think this was a kind of people that existed? But he is in fact excited for this movie.

This is where I learn that I didn’t know anything about right to work and relearn that I really need to know more about politics.

You just made me cry-laugh at work. Thank you for that.

That was my feeling with the film. I mean the trope of “blind man walks into danger, is fine” is well-established in film, but it’s so much more intriguing if he was, say, a youngling in training at Jedha who escaped the massacre and has been hiding in plain sight ever since.

I love the word “appliqued.” It’s such a fancy way to say “we glued this shit on, but like, with super glue, so it’s probably fine.”

I feel guilty about how my future husband does all the cooking, but maybe I can just learn how to make really good grilled cheeses and make up for it?

I had 3. at a food truck rally recently except with swiss cheese, can confirm it was life-changing.

oh nooooo i wantttttt

Don’tbesuchabadhombreTina liked my post! I feel like I have been touched by Jez-lebrity.

I’m willing to take all Eddie Redmayne headlines right now. He’s in that sweet spot of affable, high-powered star that hasn’t beaten anyone or said any slurs yet.