Nah, we generally don’t have girls stuck up trees, since the majority of our trees are palm trees or shitty pines with like, no branches for 40 feet.

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I saw a few episodes, and whatever else he has going on, the way the show zeroed in on how fat and sad he was and how great the girls were for looking after their fat and sad brother seemed extra bullshit to me. IDK if he really went through depression, but having your weight gain picked apart by your family on…

I’d think they’d mention they were surprising her to the baby daddy. Or that they’d also be surprising Rob.

Plus the fact that gay relationships were a common facet of Ancient Greek society. Not that that has anything to do with racism, but I’d bet that about 99% of Stormfront users also don’t like that type of people.

A) there are black people in Europe, Idris Elba and John Boyega being prominent examples, and B) being raised by white people doesn’t change the color of your skin. The general consensus I’ve seen is that people who are raised white but still appear black are black, because they generally face the same prejudices and…

One that I’ve been meaning to buy, too! https://besamecosmetics.com/collections/lipstick/products/dusty-rose-lipstick

Interestingly, I’ve been on both sides of this issue. My ex pressured me into an engagement that I was too young to really make a good decision about, and then almost every day of our relationship begged me to elope with him, out of his desperate need for the stability he thought he would get with marriage. My current…

You mixed up your Ts and Bs in the paragraph about LGBTQ Nation.

The licensing fees paid to the universities could even go towards the establishment of sports scholarships, since attracting good athletes would increase the name of the brand and the revenue of the team.

I worked the College Program at Disney, which was a pressure cooker for roommate insanity. We had:

Watching her in films is a very weird experience after simply growing up with her image. I watched How to Marry a Millionaire a few months ago and there’s a huge difference between the attractiveness of her face and the attractiveness of her presence. Made my little bisexual heart leap.

My local sheriff’s department posted a photo this week of a man who had been formerly arrested for drug use, now sober and smiling with the officer who both arrested him and helped him get into good programs:

I already know that if I ever birth my own children the most nudity I will ever photograph is possible naked-baby-on-a-rug-with-a-bare-butt and no more.

A lot of doubt happening in the comments, but I 100% believed this the moment I read it, mostly because it’s happened to me. Not the leaving a husband for a best friend part, but the realization that a friendship had romantic and sexual undertones for me all along is something I experienced repeatedly once I admitted…

My wedding registry has measuring cups shaped like matryoshka dolls (you measure from their rounded butt part) and a Mickey Mouse waffle maker. I personally consider these perfect gifts for anyone getting married.

I was caught up on “#timesquare.” But I really really hope she was trying to make a Chile pun and failed.

Only certain versions. I looked into this when I heard this floating around; it’s only the original run that’s valuable, and there were, like, an EXTREMELY SMALL number of those made. If you got yours at like a Hallmark, it’s most likely worth about $8. Which, hey, net gain.

Well, yes, exactly. In a world where we’re all expected to simultaneously share our lives on the internet and also never, ever, do anything unseemly, Twitter can’t be a healthy place for many people. But it’s also, as evidenced by this article, a very effective way to broadcast “yes hello, I am doing VERY NORMAL AND…

My read of them was that maybe she was trying very, very hard to sound like a normal human being in these tweets. I’d bet she’s extremely self-conscious about appearing “crazy” and re-starting the media frenzy she faced before.