My OWN TWIN SISTER tries to encroach on me every time we fly or have to sit 3 to the back seat of a car. My knees are like iron when she tries to pull that shit. I don’t care that you’re bigger than me. Stay in YOUR LANE.

I had forgotten about Snapewives..........

American Girl is literally the reason I started reading at all—I had/have developmental disabilities related to my ADD, and when I was allowed to sit by myself and immerse myself in Molly’s stories was when I finally understood the *point* of learning all this stupid reading stuff. I am now a Library Specialist with a…

The annuities don’t work any better. My dad used to work for a company whose specific aim in life was to buy annuities out from lottery winners, and they were able to do this because, inevitably, lottery winners would always get themselves into deep financial trouble, even with annuities. For example, they’d buy 5…

From what a quick Google search indicates, his dad did, so it’s likely.

I really needed this today. Thank you, kind soul.

The princess dress was exactly as horrific in real life as you would think.

Debatably racist. I’m not going to put my two cents in, because I’m white and uninformed, but some people were pretty mad about it.

All Met Galas are themed around a current exhibition at the Met, and as a result it’s pretty popular to get more costume-y with the fashions—although just plain fashion is also normal. For example, these outfits are all from the 2013 “punk” Gala:

I don’t do yoga/wear yoga pants, but I once had an ex yell at me about how ugly my vagina was (it’s reminiscent of a sleeping bat), so I’m just going to bookmark this so I can read the outraged comments whenever I remember that dickcheese of an ex.

UPDATE a man just showed up to repossess the car my dad pays for so you know what fuck Florida.

Well, the case already went to trial. If (SPOILERS and I can’t believe I’m putting a spoiler warning on a Twitter story) Jess was found guilty, then this is all a matter of public record. If she was acquitted, then she can’t go to trial again, because double jeopardy prevents her from being tried repeatedly for the…

I’m not finding anything on Google, but “african man arrest Las Vegas trafficking” gets pretty muddled results.

PLEASE DO. And IMO Tea Cake getting rabies elevates the book from “mildly not boring required high school reading” to an actual quality novel. It gets real.

I tried to think of good things that are happening in Florida and I remembered that I bought two bags of Reese’s peanut butter cups and got one free down at Publix. So, you know, there’s that.

There’s a museum in St. Augustine called the Lightner. Aside from the fact that it operates out of the back of Town Hall, because why not, it’s got a couple of oddities. The first place you go in when you enter is a darkened hallway that is just like Streisand’s basement mall, except a lot creepier: crafts made out of…

I once had a fiancee, and he was overall a bad experience. One day, he starts talking about how much he used to love Super Mario 64, and how he could still probably beat it in a couple of hours. I do some research, find out Super Mario is on the DS, and I put what few pennies I have on a 3DS off ebay, and go to…

To be fair, NASA has been doing a lot of promotion for The Martian—like actual, on all their social media promotion. But literally every facet of NASA has been talking up Mars, hard, presumably because all too soon in the future they’ll be asking for the funding to go there. It makes perfect sense for them to promote…

...Okay, that’s actually funny. You get a pass.

Seriously. As far as I know Bruce is the first trans Olympian.