I don't understand why what I'm saying is confusing. Literally the entire political establishment, both sides, came together to oppose Trump. Politicians refused to endorse him, or withdrew their endorsements. The traditional media excoriated him en masse. Every talking head and pollster said he was doomed. He…

I agree, hence his not "breaking a sweat" as I wrote.

I don't see you saying that I'm wrong, exactly.

You haven't seen anything yet. He's going to play nice-ish for the first hundred days then he's going to make Congress bleed.

Rosie O'Donnell is drinking a big cup of polonium on January 21, 2017.

Trump is now at the point where he can wreck a company or case an international incident with a tweet. When are people going to realize he isn't an idiot, but a McLuhen level genius when it comes to modern media?

What's the old saying, you're either growing or you're dying? Press isn't growing. Their power in the US is almost completely gone and traditional political brokers haven't realized it yet.

An incredible one. How does Trump meeting Kanye affect you or me? It doesn't. How does Trump appointing Tillerson or Perry affect you or me? At least some, potentially a lot. The continuous conflation of the important and unimportant makes people unable to distinguish between the two, and therefore easily…

If it makes you feel better, you are incredibly powerless to change anything no matter what you click on.

He's specifically picking people who won't object (and indeed will support it) when he privatizes and downsizes their agencies. He is going to fire hundreds of thousands of federal employees as soon as Congress gives him the power to (and they will).

I mean, to be fair, doesn't Trump have a right be a little contemptuous? He's toppled the Washington establishment without breaking a sweat.

What are people going to be talking about tomorrow, Rick Perry as energy secretary or KANYE?

Trump should name Kim Kardashian as his personal assistant. She wouldn't actually do anything, just follow him around dressed slutty. It would fuel a million rumors and jokes and distract from whatever the hell he's actually doing.

He was a phenomenal Jack Ryan.

I can't wait until Chris Christie is in Leavenworth. The look on his fat face will be hilarious.

I'm just glad to have a chance to show how smart and progressive I am by reacting negatively to a troll's tweet about Star Wars.

Do you realize Steve Buscemi has never been nominated for an Oscar and this asshole's been nominated for two?

Jonah Hill, War Dogs

You don't think Congress has influence within the states in which they're elected? They're incredibly tied to the local machines.

I'm not. He didn't even have to try hard. Do you have any idea how *hard* the other candidates worked? All the shit they ate and all the thousands of hours they spent politicking ? All the deals they cut and all the worry they sweat? And Trump comes in, tells everyone to fuck off, and people love him. He ran…