lieutenantbuttocks--disqus
Lieutenant Buttocks
lieutenantbuttocks--disqus

A Trump presidency is so insane, the pendulum is going to swing back our way quicker.

If Trump even has a halfway decent presidency, he will win 45 states if you run Ellison against him.

if Cruz or Rubio wants to say, "Trump fucked up the country and didnt keep his promises," and challenge him in the primary, what's to stop them?

Trump quitting seems like the likeliest scenario at this point.

Donald Trump, a notorious micromanager, finally realizes his lifelong dream of being president. He has one of the most tremendous egos to ever exist. Oh yeah, his plan is to Netflix and chill the next four years away. Sure.

I think people are greatly overestimating Trump's capacity and intelligence to get anything done as President.

You need to be 12 years again for SNL to be funny to you.

Ah yes, because political comedy has been so powerful a tool for the left. It's how we DESTROYED Donald Trump this election.

It's a shame we didn't get to watch Colbert DESTROY Trump with a comedy show.

More ink has been spilled about a 2005 Billy Bush conversation than about the economy and foreign policy combined. I know everyone's opinion about Trump's character. I have no idea what they're expecting his policies to be.

He's doing what he's done the whole time. Gotten people to focus on unimportant shit. It's how he won and will keep winning. CNN et al. breathlessly parsed ever character of every twitter post and every syllable of every Billy Bush interview. No one talked economy or diplomacy or anything that really matters.

If you want people to stop focusing on important things, you don't try to cover up the important things, or to tell people not to notice them. If you want people to ignore the important things your doing, instead inundate them with petty shit, until they can't tell what's important and what's not. People aren't

You want a fun fact? Until mass media, inaugural presidential speeches tended to read at a rate we would consider post-graduate level. Since mass media, every single one has been at a lower level then the one before it. Obama's was at a fourth grade level. Trump is easily going to be second or third grade. And

You might say we're amusing ourselves to death.

No sarcasm. Trump should hire him and put him in the education department (which is about to get gutted anyway). Why not?

Let's not forget that he's turning out to be an insanely good politician too. He's outmanuevered everyone on Trump's team not named Trump. He's coming off as reasonable and won his VP debate. I'll bet $100 he backs down on his social positions in 2-3 years to become even more electable.

Mike Pence has realized that, with a few lucky breaks and some great politicking, he can be president. Which, considering he wasn't going to get re-elected governor of Indiana, is pretty amazing.

Yes, because Amazon pays for advertising on this site and Wal-Mart doesn't.

I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars.

8 percent. With much lower turnout. Idiot.