I am not a Trump supporter. I'm just a liberal smart enough to see that Democrats live in an increasingly destructive echo chamber of canned laughter.

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank all the millions of democratic leaning voters who nominated a corrupt war hawk, who would love nothing more than to liquidate the working poor, to be the Democratic nominee. Really good move there. I'm sure it was really worth it to put Trump in the White House.

This is what passes for political discourse to you all. And you wonder why Clinton lost.

That we build a base on the moon. If I'm Trump, I'm going all kennedy and guaranteeing that we will have a moon base by 2030.

It's amazing how Democratoc opinions on the electoral college changed in two days.

That's not what everyone was saying two days ago. Remember the blue wall?

Here's why that criticism is a very dumb one. Almost no person who voted for Trump would self identify with any of the labels you put on them. Most believe they voted for him so jobs can come back to the country and the economy can be fixed.

I am aware. Clinton may too when it's all done. I was just pointing out his strategy was to cut off her ability to do that.

The last two Democratic candidates who lost, Kerry and Gore, both did.

It's a crash course in "no one likes Hillary Clinton" more than anything else.

Nope. You guys don't get it. Your tremendous mistake was to think Trump is an idiot. He's not. He played everything, EVERYTHING, here like a goddamn fiddle.

I don't care. And he seems too dumb to have that job. Maybe standards are slipping at universities. Or maybe he gives lectures to his stuffed animals.

Marriage equality isn't going anywhere.

He was cutting iff Clinton's ability to claim voter fraud and to fight the result. Trump never doubted he'd win.

I, uh, find it very difficult to believe you have ever held a job.

Man, I'm going to miss Lena Dunham.

Prepare to be below 9000 in 2018. Things are about to get dark.

I told ya. I told ya all!!!!! Fuck your disbelievers, I told y'all.

I *told* everyone. I am smarter than every one else

I told you Trump would win. Suck my twelve inches of sweaty ropey man meat.