There were two scenes I liked: when Christoph Waltz killed the sheriff and the dinner scene at Candyland. But I couldn't stand the cartoonish violence and dialogue that reminded me more of Tarantino-wannabees than Tarantino himself.

I think we can all agree that the attractiveness disparity between Keir Gilchrist and Maika Monroe makes it believable that he thinks she's unattainably beautiful.

The big mistake in the beach scene, I think, was letting the *audience* know it was there. If her hair had just gone up in the middle of the conversation, it would have been one of the great jump scares of all time. I loved It Follows, for maybe no other reason than that it was the very rare horror movie that placed…

Hated Django. Tarantino's dialogue sounded false (except for Samuel L. Jackson's, who was incredible as always) from everyone's mouth, the characters acted like imbeciles for the most part, and the movie was just wayyyy too pleased with itself for being against racism and slavery, as if it expected monocles to drop…

Cool post, guy.

That's kind of how I feel about John Wick.. That movie is so goddamn wonderful through Theon's demise, and then just takes a nosedive in quality.

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It's hard to have a sense of humor when you're determined to be offended all the time.

Everyone thinks they have a great sense of humor, even people like Vikram who clearly do not.

Can a sitcom address a hashtag in a meaningful way? I'm going to go out on a limb and say "probably not."

Bullock was OK in a role she could play in her sleep. McCarthy was loud and annoying. And it was, and I'm not trying to offend, a really, really dumb movie.

"Paul Feig really won me over with The Heat"

Where the hell has Kate McKinnon ever proved herself?

"The angrier this makes misogynists on the internet the more I want to go see it."

This Ghostbusters remake is to feminism what a trust fund baby wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt is to socialism.

The reason that the defense never used Asia McClain is that her story was obviously and completely a lie, and the defense attorney didn't want to destroy her own case by calling her to the stand.

"there were some pretty serious irregularities present in that trial."

It isn't hip to insult Job Stewart. I know this, because I have never even been remotely hip at any portion of my life.

I'd like to think that if you took the average conservative voter, you plopped then down, and you explained to them exactly how much the current system was costing versus national healthcare, they'd support it in a second. The only winners from the current system are the insurance companies.

He'd be entertaining as a moderator, which isn't the same thing.