This a million times. Obama will have had 8 years and only two where Democrats were able to make policy in any real way. Two fucking years. Imagine how much more transformative his presidency would have been.

And this is why you have to show up to vote in 2018 when we don’t have a sexy Presidential race on the ballot. Congress matters.

OMG

Brad loves bears.

Cops can be women, actually.

As much as you may dislike Chris Brown (and there seems to be plenty of justification for that), please do not characterize refusing to allow police to enter your home as a “standoff.” Not only is it inaccurate from a journalistic standpoint, from a civic standpoint let’s not make it a social norm that invoking one’s…

So who had “Stand-off with the police” on the Chris Brown is a Fuck-up Bingo Card?

Have you noticed that if you walk into a public bathroom while a woman is pooping she will stop and there will be an eery silence until you leave? I want to tell one of these women to just let it go and poop because the silence is SUPER awkward. This happens at my work ALL THE TIME. I almost feel guilty for…

It’s definitely a weird place to be in. My husband and I both work white collar jobs but I struggled with severe post partum depression that had him playing the role of primary parent for her. I am endlessly grateful for having a partner who didn’t look at raising a child like it was entirely my job. It’s important to…

You heard it here, folks! Put the damn toilet lid down, or you hate cats.

It also means the cat can’t fall down into the fucking toilet bowl.

When I look at my daughter I don’t see a woman. I see myself.

I’ve been wondering the same thing. It seems like she’s a professional troll just trying to be as offensive as possible. I expect her to announce on her deathbed that she’s been punking all of us and we fell for it.

I don’t follow political personalities that closely. So maybe I’m off base here, but, is she for real? Like really for real? Does she believe her own bullshit or does she say it for attention? Either way I suppose it doesn’t matter, other than making me feel better. Its hard for me to fathom that someone this vile…

We are really lucky to be getting Melissa McCarthy back for Gilmore Girls.

Good for these ladies for gettin’ paid, but, DAMN, famous film actors make so much money. And yet it’s NOTHING compared to so many silicon valley peeps, and all of it is just ridiculous because no one needs that much money, and yet I would like that much money, but then I hate capitalism, but then I want to live the…

omg JLaw is real life Hannah Montana???