‘Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off’ is a Malcolm Tucker classic, too.

I’m really not 100% sure what the back-and-forth tone is doing here. “Is publishing this a good idea or a bad idea, who knows; she has publicly demonstrated a desire to change but is change even possible; cancel culture is bad, she’s canceled; I don’t want to insult her, she’s a grifter.”

Historically, the best solution to people like this is the guillotine.

when rich people hear that we want everyone to get equal access to healthcare, they naturally assume that means they’ll have to suffer the way we do, because they know that their extreme wealth depends fundamentally on our poverty

Best pun in this thread.

Ah yes, “This will be difficult so we shouldn’t even try” being framed somehow as the mature way to approach things.

And here’s Margaret Thatcher defending the Khmer Rouge:

3 of my closest friends and I are prepping to begin filming our first short film this coming weekend. Please send all the good vibes!

Wow, that is some serious spin. Something Awful as the good guys? I tend to think of that site as the first step toward a meaner, crappier internet. Before 4chan and before reddit, they were the ones taking shots at the internet’s easiest and most vulnerable targets. They were pioneers in cyberbullying. Calling them…

you see, this is good kinja, you make your points in bullet form with imbedded links to back up your argument, and somehow comes out as more coherent and lass catty than some of the actual articles this site has put out in the last week by people that are PAID to put that out

Good article. Keep these motherfuckers exposed. When their eHarmony date Googles them, this is the first thing that should come up. (eHarmony is still the uncool online dating service, right?)

But it’s not just the fact that the guy talks in generic platitudes and keeps everything purposely vague. He’s not exactly new to politics. He’s been in Congress for multiple terms and he’s shown us nothing but middle-of-the-road vanilla. Look at AOC, Omar and a lot of the newer batch of Congress people trying to get…

How is Beto trying to change things? What policy positions has Beto taken that make you most optimistic? Which of his policies would you criticize if you had to?

He’s the next Obama. A centrist politican who will speak to the base in vague platitudes about affordable healthcare, reigning in Wall Street, immigration, etc. But will offer even less than Obama offered on those items.

As we speak, Dan Harmon has just vomited up a pint of vodka, pulled himself to a laptop and banged out:

I don’t know if it counts as “weird,” but I’m running a Black/White Lifegain deck around Vampires along with 4 Ajani’s Welcome and 4 Ajani’s Pridemate cards. It doesn’t always do well, but when the right combo hits, it’s hilarious.

I’m just popping by to say that I first heard of Lolly from the panel show Taskmaster. Which is a competition of mostly comedians being given series of lateral thinking challenges.

I want him to shut up AND not run. But, he’s going to do neither. The hubris it must take to run for president since 1988 when you’ve been told over and over and over again by voters that you are not presidential material. But he sees the polls and he’s going to do it anyway not caring that at this point it’s just…

*activates Resident Bitchy Gay Scot mode*

That was... surprisingly ambitious and self-aware of Fallon.