Sparky and I are ready...

This one belongs to the good folks in Waterloo Iowa, yep Iowa, because you know corn can go crazy

BMW drivers are the worst

Here's what you need to know...

That's quite nice, but I already have one of their sport utility coupes making this somewhat redundant

The whole verse

"What exactly is " Clubsport" supposed to mean? Does it mean that the car comes with a membership to a special club?"

##This ## on so many levels##

Rich folks have real fancy ones...

Fun cars are everywhere, you just got to know where to find them...

Dat face...

Yep

Sweet

Rural Wisconsin...

The Cimarron should have never been sold in the US... or anywhere

Worse...

"Kids do NOT like creepy things."

We're just messing with you comrade

The first kid "designs" what amounts to a hatchback Pinto. No kid would want their mother to have a Pinto

"Guidestar is a system that tells you where you are and how to get where you want to go, using what looks like a miniature TV screen."