No one is forcing anyone to buy something they can’t afford. And I’m not talking about predatory practices from lenders or shady dealers, that is a whole other story.

Bingo, no matter how many testers you hire, the moment something has a GA release, your hours of interaction are instantly infinitely more than any company could ever do ahead of release.

I’ve spent my entire life trying to be the fastest at everything and I’ll be damned if I stop now. 

That’s a very small piece of toilet paper for such a large piece of shit.

This guy, however, gets it.

when the dust settles, this comes out as an unconventional, yet effective way to avoid a conversation with jimmy fallon.

If only the Texan’s were as defensive as their coach, they might’ve won.

All things are lost in Bill O’Brien’s chin divot.

I dated a ballin’-ass rich girl in college. One time we were at a restaurant, she pointed to a Bronco II and said “that’s how my dad made his money.” He was the plaintiff’s lawyer on some of the wrongful death suits against Ford on the rollover issue. Also one of the guys who sued 3-wheelers out of existence. Not a…

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

People are asking what this means for #MeToo. It means it’s doing its job.

This doesn’t surprise me. Cycles of abuse are self-perpetuating. I’m surprised more people aren’t pointing out how distressingly similar the details of this assault are to her allegation against Weinstein: the grooming and isolating of the victim, providing alcohol before attacking etc. It’s infuriating to think…

FYI: If you are fortunate enough to retire early and no longer generate “earned” income you will no longer be eligible to contribute to your IRA or Roth IRA. Exceptions may apply if you have a Spousal IRA.

*Sees price

Hard to be intimidating when you’re doing In Living Color Fly Girl cosplay.

*clean coal

making you pay more at the pump and putting american automakers behind their foreign counterparts to own the libs

“Hey Honey, I bet I can smuggle 200lbs of uncut cocaine into the USA”

or ICOGNITO. We know you are there, idiot.