I think you should reach out to organizations involved with that disability. It can be a support group and give you tips on long term care /jobs for your sister. It sounds like you parents are not doing enough but they will be dead and she will probably look to you for help.

If any of you voted Nice Price on yesterday’s Saab and Crack Pipe on today’s Bronco, you should have your entrails torn out by wild dogs. Preferably pugs.

So . . . a chubby older white guy wearing a camouflage baseball hat and driving a shitty Chrycorp minivan in the Midwest of America.

Finding a specific Subaru in Portland. This should be fun.

Did you even TRY to research and validate your claims? The first 2 links on google disprove your narrative:

Username checks out.