I almost lost it driving through Texas. Everyone going like 25+MPH over and constant lane shifting and blaring their horns... I felt like when Dionne from Clueless accidentally got on the freeway. They drive like the winner gets extra freedom or something.

It’s like trying to feel bad for somebody who bought swampland in Florida, only everybody he knew was telling him it was swampland, and he went down and visited it and all the alligators formed a chorus line and sang WELCOME TO SWAMPLAND, and he parked a trailer on it and the swamp swallowed it up and formed itself…

She’s a woman. That’s really it. The whole web of Benghazi/email/Vince Foster/Pizzagate/other insanity spun around her is just the shroud on the undead creature that is these people’s hatred of women. Especially women who are demonstrably smarter and better at all things then they are.

Three or four years? Months. They’re already doing the weep and gnash teeth routine over the idea that he isn’t actually going to jail Hillary. They honestly thought that would happen. By the time he actually sets fire to their Medicaid they’ll be spinning around like spiders with St. Vitus Dance.

That is actually true. I worry that Trump/Bannon/Chtulu are going to deflect any criticism against them or the fallout from any of their failures to Congress. Not that I like the Republicans in Congress, but there are at least some people there who have like, read the Constitution and stuff. To the extent that this at…

Seconded to every single fucking word.

Me, too. Now that we’ve seen Cheeto Hitler’s cabinet picks, we’re looking at misogynistic kelptocratic troll or batshit crazy misogynistic kelptocratic troll. I’m voting for the former.

It would be fun if four years wasn’t enough time for the planet to burn to ashes beneath our feet. Or, more accurately, for the inexorable forces of chemistry to be set in motion that will burn the planet to ashes at our feet.

Yep. I just inherited several rifles and shotguns. I am really grateful that 1) I know my way around them, and 2) they are bequeathed by a family member, so I don’t have to deal with any background/permitting process (that bit of information took FIVE phone calls to multiple agencies to confirm!!!!!). Next trip out to…

I’d not be shocked, even if it’s unlikely. He was even less popular among elected officials than he was with either the GOP base or the general electorate. I would not at all be shocked to see Dems band together and their being enough GOP defections to create a workable majority to choose another candidate,…

Just gallows humor. We are witnessing a radical shift in what “America” means and it is too surreal to fully comprehend. We are fucked. Militarily,economically, socially.

Give it to the House. Let them own Trump if that’s how they want to vote. Let them be put into this pressure cooker. Let them be directly saddled with him for the next four years; give the Dems that talking point. Let them take all of the blame. It’s the least this House deserves.

I will never, ever understand why people hate Hillary so much. I voted Bernie in the primaries, but came around to Hillary like most sane Americans once faced with a Trump presidency. I’m also from NC and decided to read the comments section on McCrory FINALLY stepping down today because I’m a masochist or something.…

I’d rather to House be stuck holding the bag than the EC. It’d be a great opposition talking point, at least. He’d be tied directly to the House. He’d be their president. Not the voters, not the EC, the House’s.

Well, I’ve prepared for a Trump presidency with the 4 Bs (beans, bullets, bourbon and bandages) and I am READY for that post apocalyptic economy.

But before you scoop your shattered hopes from the dustbin, know that Suprun will not vote—or encourage others to vote—for Hillary Clinton. Rather, he is contemplating Ohio governor John Kasich.

Who cares if Trump could be antagonizing China towards war, BENGHAZI!!! Email servers!!! She’s a war hawk!!!

I feel like this is pretty brave move for a Texan elector, specifically.

Could you imagine the crazy though? A president that won neither the popular or electoral vote? That’d be nuts. (I should add, I fully expect that trump will get all the electoral votes to win, but let’s play imaginary.)

Rather, he is contemplating Ohio governor John Kasich.