Yeah, I fail to see how faking anything would have an impact on “showing your tits and ass”

Maybe he just doesn’t care one way or the other. Why can’t that be ok?

All I know is the first I heard of this story was someone making a bondage joke, and I laughed.

Oh shit son, you just threw some reality into this perfect-person contest. They’re gonna skin you like a horde of house-cats.

Have you seen the retinue she’s surrounded with when she takes ‘selfies’? No way would she be anywhere away from a camera.

When you’re a Kardashian?

So it’s a Wii with a headset. No thanks.

Holy Shit. This seems so obvious now that you pointed it out.

Harris just needed Rogering for what Ailed her...

Totally appropriate to portray this person as a rodent.

I wonder how these dudes feel knowing the only reason anyone sleeps with them is the money?

Good. They deserved this completely.

Disagree. I find Tiffany to be very sexy. Ivanka might have been, but her personality kills it. And her brothers look like anuses.

I dunno. Ivanka’s pretty punchable too...

I fucking hate his face so much.

Who the fuck keeps having sex with her?

Demi Lovato needs to shut up. “Yo Pot! it’s Kettle calling”

LOL. Hope you’re right, because that would be excellent. They are both awful.

Seems a pretty good reason. You’re in a relationship, it’s working fine. Then something happens, and the relationship is no longer working. So you leave.

I fucking love you.