It depends on why they were frozen in the first place. Women who froze embryos before going through cancer treatments are fucked. For other women it means, at minimum, a month of injections and surgery to remove their eggs. Then they wait 3-5 days and hope that those eggs and the sperm they’re using create quality…

I didn’t differentiate between two types of parenthood but my health insurance did. My husband and I could never afford adoption, IVF cost my out of pocket maximum. It was truly our option.

I have a friend who was seriosuly and permanently injured when she was kicked by a horse. This club is incredibly lucky that no one was hurt.

And women with irregular periods. I have PCOS and had a weirdly symptomless pregnancy. If I had gotten pregnant accidentally I probably wouldn’t have noticed until about 24 weeks.

So the state if going to pay for everyone’s prenatal care? Awesome, great to hear.

It not so much a bodily function as a person eating. Not unlike this -

This has nothing to so with Christianity or protecting the children. It has to do with the mob losing money because fewer people are going to strip clubs and massage parlors. Some people will pay the $20 but others will opt to go get a handjob at the Cadillac Lounge.

My Rhode Islander husband has a gallon jug of Autocrat coffee syrup is our refrigerator. I actually really miss RI but it’s a hard place to live.

We chanted S-A-T at our crosstown rival because we had higher average SAT scores. The school’s pride and joy was the jazz band.

My grandmother’s apple kuchen recipe came from the back of a yellow cake mix box. Some of the other family members were disappointed to find out but I was excited because it’s super easy to make. And very delicious.

My first thought when I found out I was having a boy was ‘fuck I hope he doesn’t rape anyone’. Pregnancy makes your brain work in funny ways.

Fertility patients choosing female embryos only proves that fertility patients prefer girls. That subset of the population is older, wealthier, whiter and gayer than average. I’m not sure you can’t apply their preferences to society in general.

If I were rich enough there are very few things I wouldn’t outsource.

My husband thought this movie was about Watergate and had no idea who Robert McNamara was. He was very confused.

There are bars and clubs that won’t sell booze to people under 25.

The only pushback I’ve seen is from people who want to rename the street something Red Sox related rather than going back to the original Jersey Street. No one gives a fuck about Tom Yawkey.

According to right wing Twitter the teacher is a liberal trying to make a point. The high school football play by play announcer in rural Georgia. Definitely a progressive plant.

Pennsylvania is a fucking weird place

I read Kim Z as Kim K and though you were being a little harsh towards North West.

I went to a wedding with my husband of one of his ex girlfriends. They dated in high school and remained friends. It would have been weird if she invited the whole friend group but excluded him. But high school is different than a serious adult relationship.