Mine is Stephen King. This is like the ‘hall pass’ game only depressing and not sexy at all.

My extended family had been doing this for years. We stay put for Thanksgiving and Christmas and then travel to one central location sometime in January. It’s so much less stressful.

Their tax bill won’t go up right away. Americans fucking love a tax cut, even if is only a few hundred dollars. All other sins will be forgiven, ask Ronnie Reagan and GWB.

My father argues that Reagan was worse because he was competent and actually able to implement his terrible policies.

I’ve gone from being angry about the Trump presidency to overwhelmingly sad.

Hank can get it

I always roll my eyes when people, in movies and irl, complain a lot how hard it is to afford private school tuition.

There were definitely children of doctors and insurance executives sitting next to c.f. children who received free lunch at my public school.

It’s becoming a suburb of Boston for people who grew up in actual suburbs of Boston but can no longer afford to live there.

I graduated from high school in 2003 and Dave Mathews is definitely the artist that will forever remind me of high school. And I didn’t even particularly like Dave Mathews.

A garage is reason enough to move to the suburbs in places with cold winters.

Chris Murphy makes me so proud to be from Connecticut.

I didn’t want my husband to buy me an engagement ring but he insisted because he thought it was ‘disrespectful’ not to. We compromised and he got me a claggagh ring.

23 weeks!? Modern medicine is incredible.

This is why I voted for Bernie in the primary. I think people underestimate how pissed off older millennials are about the Iraq War.

Yeah, I almost wish I didn’t watch this. I’m going to be pissed off (well, more pissed of than usual) for the rest of the day.

Office holiday parties aren’t really parties. They are a test to see who can socialize with alcohol without embarrassing themselves. This is an important skill to have in many professions.

I walk my German Shepherd with a basket muzzle because so many kids run up to her and get in her face. She’s never bit anyone but she does bark and lunge and it scares the shit out of the kids. I’m not taking any chances.

Republicans always vote for Republicans. To be fair, plenty of Democrats voted for Bill Clinton when they should have known better.

I lived in Johnstown. Pretty much all the white people are like this. It’s not just a couple stereotypical Trump voters.