I had some dental work done on Monday. They gave me laughing gas and I got to watch House Hunters. It was honestly one of the more pleasant two hours in recent memory. So thanks, this lady and whoever invented nitrous oxide.

Only someone who has choked a dog would make that comment. Normal people don’t equate gasping for air with dogs.

There is no way Trump knows what ‘indignant’ means. That’s at least an 8th grade vocabulary word.

He seems so happy with those pigs and goats

I was fairly optimistic until I talked to my dad and he started screaming about Cap Weinberger and John Poindexter.

We have what has become a communal burn pile in my backyard. Last week my husband and some neighbors were burning all the shit that’s piled up all winter. I was attempting to sleep late but my German Shepherd put my wrist in her mouth and literally dragged me out of bed. Ran to the window and barked, turned to me,…

They’ll blame Obama

No driveways on a highway where I’m from

Congratulations Bostonians, you weren’t the most embarrassing white people in America today!

Yeah, I’m kind of kicking myself for finally dealing with my mental health issues. At least I can still buy a gun!

I have an aunt and uncle who live in Mendham and have a beach house in West Palm. They aren’t fans of the new administration.

I lived in Dorchester for a couple years and I think it skewed my perception of Boston. People who think Boston is overwhelmingly white should check out Dot Day. 

I had a similar experience in SW Pennsylvania. I don’t know if people there are actually more racist but they certainly feel more comfortable making racist comments out loud.

I think this is my first ‘no’. Although after yesterday I’m rethinking my Paul Ryan answer.

I saw a lot of optimism about 2018 on Twitter today and I just can’t get on board. Voting Republican is so culturally ingrained in a lot of places. Add in gerrymandering and voter suppression and I think people are going to be disappointed next November.

‘This is unbelievable’ lady is my spirit animal

It also involved Huma Abedin, whose name is right up there with Benghazi and George Soros when it comes to batshit Infowars conspiracy theories.

I had a full on thought my heart was about to explode style panic attack when she collapsed at the 9/11 event. So probably then.

I was at that concert. Well, not at the concert so much as getting black out drunk in the parking lot the summer before 10th grade. I didn’t even know the ‘riot’ happened until the next day.

I went to an equal number of Mets and Red Sox games growing up in CT. Even as a kid the demographic differences between Shea and Fenway were obvious and little disconcerting.