John Mellencamp sounds exactly like every person I’ve ever dated. And also like my dad. 🤔

If that 3rd cover is an actual swimsuit, then the rotisserie chicken I bought earlier this week had the same one.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

This is why you never trust anyone you went to high school with.

I can still remember sitting in 8th grad English class with my head down (as was the entire rest of the class) SOBBING as our teacher read us the final chapters of Where The Red Fern Grows.

No way would I take my kids to a movie where you know at the outset that the premise of the fucking movie is dogs dying.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

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I saw him in like ‘97 and his voice was amazing.

Me too!

I’m debating buying the book, or getting it from the library. I’ve read one other Sarah Waters book, The Little Stranger, and I really liked that book, but they sound about as different as historical fiction books can be.

Hands down anything from Tempurpedic. I’ve tried lots of different memory foams, but theirs last the longest. I have severe chronic pain (from EDS-Hypermobility, the contortionist’s disorder) and they really work amazingly as supports. Plus, they have a wide array of pillows and body pillows. They’re firm but really…

Hands down anything from Tempurpedic. I’ve tried lots of different memory foams, but theirs last the longest. I have…

Oh my god, you’re me and my bestie. ONE OF US.

omg this sounds like me so much, wow. like my high school crushes were worthy of such prose and thoughtfulness that I put into them, and how long I convinced myself that “it’s been so long since I liked anybody”, haha. I think I’m still doing that, actually.

Last night, when I was giving out cake, the Son in Law said that she shouldn’t be allowed to sue because she chose to continue working there. I literally took the fork out of his hand and said that he can’t have any until he pulls his head out of his ass. I’m not fooling around with these people anymore. No more aid…

Now, before you get all snobby about processed cheese, I urge you to embrace it in all of its synthetic glory.

Holy shit. I thought it was a joke calling it a classic of Canadian literature upthread, but...wow.

When my friends started having kids, I told them all I would happily distract/entertain the baby with them around, but I don’t do diapers so I won’t babysit until they’re housebroken.

Agreed. Why would a remake hurt the original in any way? It’s just insane to me. People get over-dramatic about this stuff. There was a Vox article not that long ago that made great points about why Scarlett Johansson shouldn’t star in the Ghost in the Shell live action movie coming. I agree. It’s a Japanese story…

On a brighter note, anyone know how to set up a “free beers for life” fund for Peter Jonsson? He obviously read that Onion article from the nations 10-year-old boys and took it to heart.