Yeah, Sanders’s statement reads less like “I still think I can win the nomination” & more like “Joe, you gotta get your head straight before the convention or you will be eaten alive.”

Don’t you understand that if we simply avoid mentioning Joe Biden’s horrific record and absolute lack of appeal to anyone under 45, those issues will simply go away in time for a general election?

Unlike Joe Biden who is a holy saint, if you ignore the groping, and support of segregation that is

Then don’t go to the site. And never share your streaming service account, which is also stealing. And don’t post images to Facebook that you just find on the internet, which is a blatant violation of copyrights, etc etc

Oh Claire, you know us so well. Yes, please more articles on charcuterie boards! It’s been a bit of a thing for me lately. First Thanksgiving, and recently a date-night at home.

I’ve decided the next time I do one, I’ll make crustini instead of simple bread slices (buy the baguet at Whole Foods and have them slice it…

I should do this with the approximately 6-10,000 garlic scapes I get every year. I have become a person in a math problem. 

why would she do that?

Thanks to Black Jesus, White Jesus, Actual Jesus, Decent Normal Guy That Jewish People Think Is A Bit Over Hyped For Way Too Long Jesus...

*fingers crossed*

It was a incredibly common haircut for teenagers in the 80's. Not every teenager, but many, many. The character of Will having that specific haircut really sold the time period to me. The actor needs to grasp that if you do a period piece, you have to look... of the period!

The answer to that one is #2, answer #1 is a cheap jab at unions and protected workplaces of the sort that lazy hack comedians have repeated since Reagan went all out anti union in the eighties deregulation frenzy. Please do not repeat those anti employee jabs, they do immense long term economic and societal damage.

Wait, are you recommending solid cologne in general cos it doesn’t break?

Or this particular one specifically?

Wait, are you recommending solid cologne in general cos it doesn’t break?

Or this particular one specifically?

It’s almost certainly because older Chinese men smoke at far higher rates than women, and therefore have much worse lung health.

Of which at least 5 (1 case, a person in their 40's, we don’t know about yet) of those were older and all had “underlying health issues”. 1 was 50's, the rest were 70+. The “OMG THE MORTALITY RATE IS HIGHER THAN WE THOUGHT BECAUSE LOOK AT WASHINGTON STATE” panic is inflated because it hit a poor nursing home.

and, the major center of the Seattle outbreak has been in a community of elderly people, those most at risk from COVID-19.

Bold move with the hot dog gnocchi. I am into it.

Wash your hands to the song that is responsible for the paradigm shift in birthdays and always be clean, forever.

Last I heard, Ryan Coogler is doing a Fred Hampton movie starring Lakeith Stanfield.

Co-signed 1000% percent. My soul needed to read all of that.

That Fred Hampton story should be a gotdamn movie. Thank you for that.