"What is clear is why this is happening. Toronto FC were bought by big-money owners who wanted to make a splash. " Toronto FC has been owned by MLSE since day one. No change in ownership, just more of the same usual incompetent mismanagement as the Leafs.

Impressed with their ability to enrich themselves on the backs of others and to exploit a professional hockey player relentlessly, Gary Bettman has offered the Johnsons an expansion franchise.

"But I hear Argentina is a nice landing place for us retired Germans," said Lahm.

Now thats equality! The criminal justice system doesn't give a fuck about domestic abuse by female athletes either!

Domestic violence charges dropped? Maybe we should be calling it football.

There's a very important lesson to learn here, kids: if you're going to hit a family member, make sure there aren't any video cameras around.

Since I make $60,000 a year and have two kids, I'll refrain from crying over this.

Did Drew get an American History degree recently or something?

Teddy got crushed in 1912 because his party boned him over after he won all the primaries and the political machine gave the nom to Taft. He had to split and start his own party, splitting the Republican vote. He likely would have beaten Wilson had the primary results been honored.

My neighbor is a brain surgeon.

Absolutely, but like I said, "people would commit crimes if they weren't crimes" is common sense. "33% OF MEN WOULD RAPE A WOMAN IF THEY COULD GET AWAY WITH IT" is a headline that sites like Jezebel will fall for every time.

We'd also should have a study asking college women what they would do to men if they had the opportunity and guarantee to get away with it. You'd pretty soon would lose your false sense of moral superiority. Wanna bet that a lot of women would avenge real or purported injustices in the most bloody way and I'm not…

I think that's important to note, because if we're being honest, there's a SLEW of awful, terrible and illegal things I would do if I was assured there would be no consequences. I have a small number of people who have deeply hurt me who would be deeply hurt (or worse) themselves, I would obtain money through force,…

I would rob a bank. But I would never be a bank robber.

Its being covered fucking everywhere, but thanks for that.

I can only imagine Gawker Inc.'s disappointment. You guys had the makings of a real firebomb here. Better luck next time?

If the Cavaliers were Salamander Army, in which Wiggins was going to be underused in a talented group prone to disagreement, the Wolves are Rat Army, in which he has freedom of expression but probably not enough guidance. Here's hoping he finds his Dragon at some point.

They kidnap hundreds of prepubescent girls and force them into sham marriages? When did this happen?

Actually, it's pretty common for these kinds of shirts to get donated to third-world states, where issues such as mass corruption and excessive police force run rampant.

Not to stir the pot, but I'm a Barnard gal and there have been many hush-hush conversations about Columbia letting him graduate early and quietly so he can move back to Europe and attempt to have a normal life. Honestly, if he's guilty, he deserves the public shaming, but he literally cannot function on campus...so if…