Wet Seal should merge with Wetzel’s and form Wetseal’s Pretzels.

Primeminister May is currently visiting.

Here’s the deal Republican’s: remove this insane person, right now. That’s it. That’s your deal. If you want to preserve the Republic, do it now. The country will not survive even one year of this. There will be unrest, the kind that spirals out of control and hurts us all, more than any of us can truly imagine. Time…

So, um, if there was widespread voter fraud, does that mean we get a do-over on the election? Asking for a friend named America.

This administration is already bringing out the best in people. I cannot wait to see where this leads...

Trump doesn’t want to be President. In about two weeks, everyone will be so fucking pissed at him that he’ll just walk away from it all, stating that he’ll “continue to fight for you”.....just not as President. Mike Penis will take over, not do anything, and be soundly defeated in 2020.

Spencer did nazi that coming....

“Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.”—Roger Ebert

Somehow, 4% of people manage to have no opinion.

I still refuse to listen to this woman speak. So, I can’t bring myself to watch the video.

Which is exactly why the Democratic National Committee will fail to capitalize on it.

Better to be an ass licker than an ass kisser.

Jess (post evolution out of his teenage jerk phase) is perfect and the best and I would want to date him.

On Friday, Tequila tweeted photos of herself at a private, alt-right D.C. dinner

Okay Obama....but what does Uncle Joe have to say about the matter?

Actually, I hope that Trump, realizing that he is out of his element, might actually turn to Obama for advice, because he was charmed by Obama as every human being is when they meet him. That’s my theory why Obama is trying to be conciliatory towards Trump (so that he can manipulate him to moderate his ideas).

At long last, news that make sense in the world. Who wouldn’t have hit that? Good for you, Carrie. Good for you.

the first tweet. omgodz. i love her.