And the dark backroom at Ninfas where the beer flows like wine.

For the then-upstart Astros, it was one bad inning of relief against the Royals, or they could have made it two years ahead of schedule (same thing happened in 1986 against Mets— horrible middle relief). Pretty sure the Dodgers haven’t been to the Series since I was in high school, and I’m old.

If tacos and hot dogs are sandwiches, then so are folded slices of pizza. Is that the America you want to live in?

Taco a sandwich? That’s some InfoWars level food take bullshit.

Hello my baby, Hello my honey, Hello my ragtime gal ....

go to your room and think about what you’ve done.

The Art of the Pitch

That is an actual thing on Everest. It’s located on the other side in communist China. The only thing is, it’s overcrowded with bros who just took up mountaineering a few months ago and now act like they know everything there is to know about mountain climbing.

It’s been replaced by the new Trump Step. MAKE EVEREST GREAT AGAIN!

The Bernie Step would have still been there.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

His Bond films were cheesy and he definitely seemed a bit long in the tooth to be a Secret Agent jumping out of helicopters.

THE best Bond and I will fight you.

It’s kind of shocking that the curtain has finally been pulled back to show there’s nothing there other than hate

So St. Patty’s has become a week-long drunk, has it now?

Already starting to learn how to not give a f*ck!

We are not many years away from people being abducted or sold to circuses and enslaved in side shows. Circuses have historically been terrible to humans, too. In the USA, there are folks who miss the sideshows cause that’s when America was great, donchaknow.

1. I am not saying either of those things.

I’m 22, really don’t understand the attraction to Gosling, but Buscemi would get it so bad. He’s ridiculously attractive, even though I know objectively he isn’t...but he is. I honestly don’t understand why he’s so attractive to me (and many others) but he just is.

a sex nap