I did too, but then I remembered the rest of the game.

I very nearly felt sorry for them too, very nearly did

So you're saying there was a second biter?

The worst thing he did here was make me feel sympathy for the Italian soccer team. That's just cruel.

Maybe if the National Congress of American Indians tells you?

I'm hoping for a complete re-write. The last thing I'm interested in is a Star Wars film which heavily features Han Solo played by a grumpy angry Harrison Ford. It'll be the same character from "Ender's Game" all over again. That's not the Han Solo I want to see. I'm not entirely sure about Carrie Fisher or Mark…

I read news so I don't have to go to the source. Isn't that extra great? For example, I don't go to Nigeria and ask around to find out about missing girls. I don't visit a klan rally to figure out if they are racist. I don't visit the South Side of Chicago to figure out that poverty and gang violence aren't great.…

Could have used more vegan options.

You are so, so wrong. Utah, man. Fucking with all of you.

Soda is delicious.

I disagree.

I don't even know what 500 million means at the box office anymore. Spider-man 2 making "only" 700 million worldwide has apparently thrown a monkey wrench into Sony's plans for the Franchise and Maleficent wouldn't have been too far behind it in terms of budget.

Ya, you'd swear tat Embiid isn't American...

There is exciting low-scoring soccer to enjoy too. That Brazil - Mexico tilt was one such recent case. I really really hope that doesn't happen to us.

I think that was almost 100% a scare tactic. It's entirely possible that there was once some isolated incident that grew into urban (rural?) legend, but I doubt if there would be anything more than that. My family has a ranch in Texas and I'm sure my great uncle has hired undocumented workers in his day, but the point…

best news I've heard all day. Sriracha is glorious.

Read the first two words, then dismissed you forever. Hope you didn't waste any good points.

Lol, good luck with that one. Never in the history of bars has that meant that, in fact usually it means I'm going to be a big problem all night, will tip like shit, and probably get too drunk to stay here. I know this because if you actually had the money to tip me you would have bought the double, or already…

Where've you bartended? Maybe that's what it means when you, personally, ask but normally it means "I'm a cheap fuck, I'd like more alcohol but don't want to pay for it, and since I'm a cheap fuck, even if you decide to help me out, it will not be reflected in your tip".

Who are these terrorists that hold an entire bar hostage with 3 hours of skynyrd or garth Brooks?