I started a #dollypartonfacts on twitter! Stole the butter one. Come join me.

The original test included a softball throw, a broad jump, a 50-yard dash, and 600-yard walk/run.

OMG I just made the exact same comment. he was HAWT!

Lincoln? Excuse me - I'll be boning the animantronic Rutherford B. Hayes thank you!

On the hood of a mustang on the side of a country ride in the middle of the afternoon. He claimed no one ever came down the road, so we got totally naked and did it. As soon as we dressed and headed toward the car, someone turned down the road. OMG

And if you want to be technical he spent 10 days in jail for driving without a license.

That's still not spending not second in jail.

He was certainly arrested and found guilty on draft evasion charges. While he may have spent most of his time on bond appealing his conviction he definitely had to have spent time after his arrest in jail.

I feel like if you don't take a bite then the fortune is invalid.

We used to say if chicken ramen is made from chicken, then what is the oriental flavor made from?!?!?!!

I thought blue was "oriental" flavor?

Menudo still gives people the screaming heebie jeebies but my favorite memory is when my mom made tamales with a hogs head and a tooth accidentally made in one of the tamales that my friend just happened to eat. LOL!

Ha ha! I got to make my parents buy OJ! Mexicans have coffee for bfast lol.

What I don't understand is that a lot of Christians including very fundamentalist conservative ones do indeed do Hannukah and Passover crafts and history stuff. I certainly remember doing a menorah and passover stuff in Sunday school.

Did 85 people really recommend your asshole post?

Yes-I was worried I had some sort of acid vaginal juices lol!

I am totally opposite. I hate impersonal pictures. My thought is, "you are my friend! Screw backdrops and lifeless scenery, I want to see you!"

I am totally opposite. I hate impersonal pictures. My thought is, "you are my friend! Screw backdrops and lifeless scenery, I want to see you!"

No I mean that it's really not true in Europe. And was only true in a handful of American cemeteries and none right now. If his particular cemetery is going to forbid them that's pretty contrary to standard ops.

Actually the part about not being able to be buried with tattoos is an American urban myth. Especially when it comes to involuntary ones.