Eh, some people don't live the same kind of lives or schedules. I'm a bartender so getting up at noon is normal, not sleeping in or sleeping like a teenager.

Huh. I've lived in many big cities and if you CAN'T get someone because of scheduling or you don't have a car that's understandable but I was brought up that if your guest is coming to see you, you pick them up. Even if the airport is more than an hour out of town (in Houston and DC it is). My mother made me take the…

I think they are wrong here. Martha is bigger than her brand not the other way around. If she were to be unwillingly ousted completely I believe that the company would indeed suffer.

I loved her KMart line. Afford but decent quality. Best mandolin I have ever used (and I've had one the fancy German ones).

I don't know but I've seen him all over the comment section trolling. Set us free Jezebel!

Dude is troll.

I'm not sure why you're being jerky, I don't get it either.

That is her point. You can't cure a pedophile, but you can teach them not to act on their desires. Most research is showing that pedophiles are hard-wired the same way heterosexuals or homosexuals are. It may be related to early brain development in the womb.

The best thing I witnessed was when my friends son was being an asshole. She bought him a cupcake at an outdoor festival and he bitched because he wanted funnel cake and maybe a different flavor and why didn't she get a drink too or some other bullshit. He'd been like this the entire time so she snapped, said fine,…

I wonder why though?

Poor things, dating as a teen is tough enough. Add tabloids? Yuck.

Yeah but you can't divorce someone who is deployed against their will either.

Does anyone else have the urge to rewatch Best in Show?

You Win!

Well there are erotic frescoes in pompeii that feature cunnilingus so...

I've been accused of hating dogs because I don't want them drooling, and rubbing their stinky bodies all over me and trying to lick my face. "But she's soooo cute! Don't you love her?" Yeesh. No.

LO, Uncle Google.

I once told someone I loved Neil Young when in reality the only exposure I had to him was seeing the Last Waltz. Went to the library, checked out ALL the Neil Young and listened to it over and over again in the course of the following week. Now I DO love Neil Young.

What's that from?

HA! I was actually thinking that. Fake Feminist Troll.