I bet she sleeps with Berman before the end of May...

Or when Wally was given his own entrance into Fenway...

The home button fix made my day, I can't even tell you how awesome this is!

Jesus man. Mrs. HoC had a c-section and one of our kids was in the NCIU for a while. Reading this brought that all back. I'm crying now. Thanks a lot jerk!

Bravo, nicely done.

Sigh, opening day. When Orioles fans here the same "Well the O's were just eliminated from the playoffs" joke over and over again.

Nicely done

So...aren't New Orleans and Charlotte both worse than the Wizards? As least on paper and excluding knuckleheadedness

I smell a Pulitzer....

For me, its the car debt. Every person I know who has been in financial trouble has driven a nicer car than me.

They gain a network effect where other sites are increasing their own user base through features like this. That then increases their own revenue streams. Essentially its free advertising

Ehhh, still better than anything Rick Reilly ever wrote

It's all about rule #1. I will actually yell at Mrs. HoC if she comes back with books that she has not opened that end up being super long.

Rovell is such a douche his appearance is actually what made the S&P go down....

This is awesome. I would LOVE to see PK on this list as well

Whiskers out! How many times do I have to tell you!

Isn't that how Flyer's fans walk down the street?

Was Trading Places on TV last night or something?

Re: Chapel Hill - it's a college town with plenty of good bars. Find one with the largest group of hot, blonde, southern girls.

//redacted for its truly awfulness