Asshole blogger? Seems pretty redundant doesn't it?

LeAnn Rhimes.

Ahh, so you turned on the game AFTER the national anthem....

Affirmed

That would be funnier except I accidentally drafted him last night.

To be fair, the O's only have that high of a payroll because they are still paying for Albert Belle

Why didn't anyone call for help since the host was clearly having a stroke?

One good season does not give you the power to change the spelling of your name and expect me to care, sorry

I am still waiting for ESPN to apologize for ruining Sportscenter

Well you said major league sports...so baseball

I hear Stephen Hawking asks girls to lick his black hole

//still looking for the women

Good write-up Tommy, lofty write-up

Colm Meaney is having a bad day

Forget drug testing, if the player's pee is actually green, that should be enough for a suspension...

I dunno, I hear Little Sisters of the Poor had a amazing draft class this year.

//golf clap

Each member of the Cavs just received a nice gift basket from the 1988 Orioles

Nothing specific, just Moe's general moral character. Basically I don't think it was meant as a compliment...

Vick tweeted that he thought it was funny that Moe was a Vick fan