Ladies, thanks for your effort but this is how its done

The same information was not available for women as the study leader was arrested for trying to video-tape women while in the bathroom...

Its sad when people Don King's age begin to lose their faculties. Although how he confused white guys for boxers I'll never know...

So Deadspin could have been Healthspin? What a world that would have been...

viva la revolucion!

Like the sparrows returning to Capistrono, the Jamoroo lets us know that fall is here

Very late +1 to the "You're with me, glue" comment.

What a great day this was. How many fantasy team names were inspired by this video?

@Peter Cavan: Affirmed

a plastic whiffle ball bat

@Jefferson Short Bus: //golf clap

So Falco is now writing for Deadspin?

Wise is definitely an idiot here but Florio looks like an ass

Shit man, he has two picks already this preseason. If this works, let him do it every game...

@three_splooges: Actually no, good?

Nice song to start the day. Now excuse while I go smoke two joints....

Wow, a Fire Tornado. Not to be confused with a Smokey Tornado....

It was Cuban, he was pissed he didn't win in his bid for the Rangers...

@Nine Bill Muellers: There wasn't when it was first posted. Those of us who shape their days around posts here and don't actually do work saw that. You must be an actual productive member of society...

The awesomeness of this boat needs no further words.